A lot of people thought there was no way a black guy with a name that sounded like a fictitious Islamic terrorist and all of 6 months of national political experience could get elected and, as it turned out, brains and charisma can get you far.

Ad Man #1: So we’ve been hired to design a logo for a new football team. They’re called the Jets.

Ad Man #1: So we’ve been hired to design a logo for a new football team. They’re called the Jets.

“I’m not sorry for anything I’ve ever done.”

Pope Thrower. Pope. Thrower. Just swish that around in your mouth for a while and really take it in.

Seriously, the fact that Biden is employing these Stone Age Democratic “strategists” after their entire existences were revealed as utter fraud in 2016 should disqualify him for running for dog catcher. 

I mean he’s a racist old idiot with cream of wheat for brains but, to be fair, Smollett dragged him into it first.

This was such a botch job from the old guard of Democratic Party consultants. “Let’s leak to our similarly old pals at WaPo that Senator Whitey over here would totally consider Miss Black Popular as his VP and then Step 3: Profit.” Every one of these idiots was on the Clinton payroll. The fact that Biden is…

Dr. Trentington Outhouse/Dijonaisse Norman is going to be the Duke/UCF of round 2.

To me that’s preposterous. Turkey vultures, things of that nature.

Basically EVERY day is a perfect opportunity to gaze into the rotten core of our soul as a nation. It should be the national pastime.

Or it could be a perfect opportunity to gaze into the rotten core of our soul as a nation and do something meaningful about gun control instead of just accepting that we need dystopian drills like this in the first place.

I am 100% convinced that someone told him about the funeral while he was in the oval office and he said “Ok” and in his head that meant he approved of and probably single-handily planned and orchestrated it.

I’m going to be honest, there are a LOT of words in this blog and I didn’t bother to really read any of them but am I crazy for thinking that hot dog looks and sounds AMAZING? I want one immediately and there is a non-zero chance I will go to a D_Backs game in the not too distant future just to get one.

Boy that sure is...something. I would love to hear more about your views. Do you have a pamphlet or maybe some seedy 4chan links I can check out?

This guy wants to tell you some things about his heritage. Let’s all take a listen...

Consider me thoroughly owned, good faith everyday conservative GMG reader who is totally not a troll at all.

Is EVERYTHING about dicks with you people?

Someone’s been drinking green tea all day. Yes, I’m a lying liar because I have seen polls that have Beto in third place. I’m basically Donald Trump over here WHIPPING UP THE LIBS with my lying lies.