Hold the fucking phone. The President of the United States of America made it VERY clear that racism is over. FAKE. NEWS.

Too bad FAKE NEWS NBC robbed us of that joy.

It is so baffling to me how much violence and misery has plagued the world since the dawn of time just because, like, “sex feels good so it must be bad.”

Actual Medical Doctor: I am so sorry ma’am but there are complications and if we don’t terminate your pregnancy you are going to die. I know it is a heartbreaking thing to do but there really is no alternative. It is a very safe procedure with a 100% success rate and it is necessary to save your life.

I mean it’s too early for any candidate to announce, but it’s certainly not too early for the party or at least the general left-leaning population to start putting together a wish list of candidates. Beto’s one of the party’s brightest stars and it would be crazy to not talk about his possible candidacy. I also have…

Every single time I hear “It was a joke!” in my head on a loop over and over and over again.

I try not to burn too many brain cells parsing conservative thought processes anymore, but this particular line of conspiracy theorizin’ is truly baffling to me. AOC made one pretty innocuous, unpolitical, off the cuff comment about it being expensive to rent two apartments without a salary which is, like, math and…

Philly peoples’ devotion to a chain of 7/11-knockoffs and everything that implies is just the very most Philly thing in the entire world. I have been to Philly many, many times. You have actual good food there! You don’t have to do this!

Found this just now. Seems like a pretty level-headed evaluation ofwhat exactly Crooked is:

There it is. And you know what? Sometimes I don’t mind a little ASMR. Nothing wrong with that.

God bless him I just actually like John Lovett...I find him positively delightful. I feel like I’m a Jewish grandmother and he’s my little papushka. As a middle-aged man that is a strange feeling and it is a little unsettling sometimes but there it is.

Lovett or Leave It genuinely makes me laugh on a weekly basis. It is always at least 2/3 LGBTQ and female hosted to boot.

I honestly got the vibe reading this that Nick had applied for a job at Crooked and been rejected.

Can we stop making being “late to the party” a disqualifying condition? Obama ran AGAINST gay marriage in 2008. Sometimes politicians have to be pulled to where you want them to be both because of political realities and also just, like, being human beings who are fallible and unsettled on every position. When a…

So in the course of your job that puts you in contact with in inordinately large number of people you ask every single one of them “Do you listen to Pod Save America?” because of how apathetic you are towards it? This checks out. Moving along.

I’m a little puzzled by the PSA hate. I listen and while I fully admit it is nothing but left-wing back patting the last thing I would describe them as is centrist. They were hugely vocal backers of Octasio-Cortex, Beto, Gillum, Abrams, among many other very progressive candidates throughout the entire campaign - long…

Ah yes that clause the founding fathers wrote into the constitution 250 years ago about how elections must be decided by the time Wolf Blitzer goes to bed. It was a real heated debate on that one back in the day but it has clearly done us well all these years.

We act like all non-Fox mainstream media outlets are on our side because of Trump’s attacks on journalists, but the fact is that all of them still want to find a way to get a piece of the MAGA base for themselves. They see how much money Newscorp is making off of these rubes and they want in on the action. They’re all…

So...is the implication here that it is Democrats’ fault Trump is going to use an executive order to do something that Democrats don’t want him to do because they won’t pass a law doing the thing they don’t want to do? I mean I honestly try with these people but this is some Inception level shit.

Just putting this out there: Is Kanye now or was he ever really SO good of a rapper that we have to keep paying attention to him through this? I mean I know he was really good, but if someone told you he’d go away forever but you could never listen to his music again you’d be pretty ok with that deal, right?