Um, wouldn’t the defense also run as soon as the ball was hiked causing multiple fatal injuries on every single play?

Yeah, Mahomes, fine. But what the hell was that unsportsmanlike conduct flag? I thought we weren’t policing that shit anymore.

If this “campaign” to temper down the violence of the game is going to have any chance of working (and I don’t think it does), coaches need to start getting fined along with the players. Because I promise you that Todd Haley and Hue Jackson are watching this film and telling Landry to keep it up. Additional penalty…

I’ve been watching baseball for 40 years and to this day I have no fucking clue what is and isn’t considered a balk.

Hey I get it and I don’t make the comparisons lightly. Am I saying that these people are going to go on to actually murder millions of people? Most likely not, but the likenesses are striking.

I just binge watched Hitler’s Circle of Evil on Netflix last weekend and the amount of times I had to stop and rewind to make sure it wasn’t all a giant troll on Trump was astounding. Even the ancillary characters are perfect descriptions of current White House ghouls.

I’ve had a similar reaction watching Sacha Baron Cohen’s new show. It just doesn’t feel timely or funny anymore to “trick” horrible people into saying what they really believe when those people are perfectly happy to come out and say those things on Fox News with no fear of reprisal. At this point hypocrisy is almost…

I’m just going to come right out and say it: This is the last blog I click on that has anything to do with the helmet rule. I made it about two paragraphs into this one before I actually fell asleep. This is a boring topic now and it will be a boring topic when it is literally the deciding moment of a Super Bowl. The…

Hey remember when Ray Lewis killed that guy? That was messed up.

Doesn’t it seem a little strange that EA would pick songs with CK references in them to begin with? I mean it’s hardly unavoidable and they had to know they were going to face some kind of pressure from the NFL over it and that this kind of fallout would be the result. Why not just...pick other songs? I’m not…

Yeah I don’t get the confusion. At least two of those would have been called for UR last year. And if that really is the only way to play safety then yeah, maybe they need to eliminate the position. I get that there’s an awful lot of muscle memory baked into these guys and having a ref give them a Power Point…

Don’t get me wrong: I FULLY anticipate being infuriated by this rule on a weekly basis. That being said, all three of those plays were pretty blatant and could have been called as unnecessary roughness penalties even without the helmet rule. And, as said in the first tweet, those are precisely the plays that need to…

Why would you put the song in the game in the first place? Like, pick literally any other song? Or how about NO song? There are probably 300 songs in the stupid game, was anyone going to notice if it was 299 instead?

That this has been the underlying message Fox has been delivering since its inception isn’t all that surprising, but it is shocking how willing they are to lay it bare like this. Imagine running a “news” outlet that actively wants to convince parents that their children do not deserve healthcare and an education as a…

Don’t get me wrong: I hate Trump and I hate Kavanaugh for any number of reasons. But this seems pretty...normal? Justices routinely delay retirement until a president of their particular persuasion is in power to ensure a favorable replacement. I would imagine they quite often have some conversations with the…

Oh man, do yourself a BIG OL favor and go on over to grrrgraphics.com to check out some other thought provoking Ben Garrison cartoons. You’ll be shocked to hear this, but they’re “politically incorrect” on purpose!

This was all in response to someone making a funny funny joke about Chuck Schumer “chaining himself to the Senate floor” and someone else insinuating that, even as a joke, asking Chuck Schumer to inconvenience himself in even a quixotic battle against the inevitable was too much to ask. I’d say that if Trump nominates…

The whole idea of public service is sacrifice. At least that’s how it was designed. The service is the sacrifice. If you’re implying that Chuck Schumer should not have to be at any point personally inconvenienced by the work of representing his constituency’s strong opinions over what the body they elected him to…

He’s a duly elected representative. His JOB is to sacrifice for the will of his constituency. If somehow my being able to chain myself to the Senate floor or do literally ANYTHING else between now and November except tell my currently elected representatives what I want them to do then I’d do one of those things.

I don’t know...I could totally see a Libby Watson as a mischievous parlor maid in a Wodehouse novel.