Don’t get me wrong: I hate Trump and I hate Kavanaugh for any number of reasons. But this seems pretty...normal? Justices routinely delay retirement until a president of their particular persuasion is in power to ensure a favorable replacement. I would imagine they quite often have some conversations with the…

Oh man, do yourself a BIG OL favor and go on over to grrrgraphics.com to check out some other thought provoking Ben Garrison cartoons. You’ll be shocked to hear this, but they’re “politically incorrect” on purpose!

This was all in response to someone making a funny funny joke about Chuck Schumer “chaining himself to the Senate floor” and someone else insinuating that, even as a joke, asking Chuck Schumer to inconvenience himself in even a quixotic battle against the inevitable was too much to ask. I’d say that if Trump nominates…

The whole idea of public service is sacrifice. At least that’s how it was designed. The service is the sacrifice. If you’re implying that Chuck Schumer should not have to be at any point personally inconvenienced by the work of representing his constituency’s strong opinions over what the body they elected him to…

He’s a duly elected representative. His JOB is to sacrifice for the will of his constituency. If somehow my being able to chain myself to the Senate floor or do literally ANYTHING else between now and November except tell my currently elected representatives what I want them to do then I’d do one of those things.

I don’t know...I could totally see a Libby Watson as a mischievous parlor maid in a Wodehouse novel.

I can’t wait for the 2030 World Cup hosted by the Eastern Hemisphere.

That joke is already in the article.

Uranal?

British Prime Minister Theresa May (“whom he sees as too politically correct”)

Forget the goofy running backwards part, I’m just talking about turning a routine ground out into a rundown on the fly. As far as I know there’s no rule against a rundown between first and home as long as the runner stays in his path. With a play like this where the first baseman gets pulled off the base and has to go…

With runners on base this could be an honest to god good strategy in that spot. You’d have to figure everyone’s brain would short circuit if a runner on 2nd or 3rd waited a beat and then took off running. Is anyone running to cover 1st if you turn it into a Benny Hill rundown just for the fuck of it? It would cause…

Your move, Ohio Man...

So who is getting the money exactly? There is no more “Hillary Clinton for President 2016" campaign. Is the DNC literally paying cash money to Hillary herself for an email list her public campaign generated with donated funds? Because that seems...illegal? I guess it isn’t but it sure FEELS illegal.

This is a great story, granted, but can this guy actually play NFL football when all any ball carrier has to do is juke to his left to avoid a tackle? It is literally a game of inches and shoestring tackles make the difference between wins and losses. This guy simply won’t be able to wrap up NFL ball carriers…

I just moved and rather than take several hundred DVD’s with me I threw them on the curb in NYC where literally no one touched them for 3 days until the garbage man showed up to haul them to the landfill. Do you know how worthless something has to be for vagrant New York street people to take a pass?

By the way, streaming technology has already lapped solid state media technology in terms of 4k. I don’t think anyone will ever bother to create a new generation disc player to accommodate 4k video so you’re sticking yourself with inferior versions of the movies you love all in the service of collecting more physical…

This take is bad and you should feel bad. Yes, by all means let’s keep producing new petroleum-based discs and cases that can clog the oceans up for eternity because one dude enjoys filling his apparently infinitely sized home with dreck rather than rely on the world-changing technology of cloud-based media storage to…

Also, John Wick always ends up MASSIVELY fucked up after all of his fight orgies. He must have missed the assassin training course chapter on defense. Bourne falls out of an odd window here or there and occasionally takes a bullet, but John Wick is soaked in his own blood at the end of all of those movies and that’s…

You have to really get into the idea of an AB being a legit battle between a pitcher and hitter. In that sense, a hitters ability to foul off 11 straight Major League put away pitches is on par with taking 11 uppercuts from Mike Tyson and staying on your feet. Baseball is a tough sell for people who didn’t grow up…