Not even a mention of San Diego? San Diego is like the Philly to LA’s New York, but with way better weather.

Plaxico Burress is only memorable to Giants fans. He never even made a Pro Bowl. Oh, and that time he shot himself in the dick because he was carrying a loaded gun in his sweat pants.

Yeah I’ve had this conversation at a bar plenty of times. I still don’t buy it. As it turns out, the 2000 class was pretty trash with the exception of Brady and Urlacher. But even so, it’s hard to give the move a thumbs up based purely on hindsight. Even if you had a crystal ball and told me a kicker would start for…

Also, as much as I love to goof on the Raiders for taking a kicker with a first round pick, check out that draft class. You’d be hard pressed to find a more garbage class in the last 25 years. Even Shaun Alexander was only good for like 2 years. Outside of him and Brian Urlacher (and MAYBE Chad Pennington if you’re a…

Hey, I remember that guy.

Can’t we be angry at both of them? If you continue to fall for the lies of a bunch of notorious lying liars then you are, by definition, gullible and bad. And if you continue to lie about all the lying lies that your lying liar party tells then you are morally bankrupt and also bad.

There is no way that is a real language.

“Sun belt divorce aficionados”

What better way to get the word out about Diet Coke’s new “thin” look than having some anorexic chick dance for 30 seconds. Quirky!

Hair parts, there is research on this:

Burneko must be a hoot at parties.

Not for nothing, but what are the details of his conviction? Every single link I find seems to gloss over it as if it’s no big deal he was convicted of a serious felony. Dude served 5 1/2 years for wire fraud. That’s no slap on the wrist. And you don’t serve that kind of time for just working for a company that’s…

I long ago accepted that The Raveonettes are simply one of the best bands ever. It seems silly - they should just be a gimmick - but all they do is put out a record a year for, like, ever and a solid 90% of them are reliably VERY good. The Stones can’t even say that. They’re never going to rip off a Honky Tonk Blues…

But you don’t like the rule that made murky, subjective calls more objective and consistent. So if you don’t want specificity in the rule, and you don’t want officials making more subjective calls, what do you want? Again, how is this different from the two-feet-in-bounds rule? I can say I’d personally rather have it…

You keep saying “complete control” as if you’ve defined it. As far as I can tell, “complete control” is whatever you (or some random official) think it is? You can understand why some people might not be comfortable with that level of specificity, right? And that that discomfort was the reason for the rule change? And…

I don’t mind rewarding the defense in the scenario you described, but look at the ASJ or Gurley “fumbles” from earlier this year. In both cases they clearly had possession, were runners, and broke the plane. TD, end of play. But because they dropped the ball AFTER it broke the plane (again, when the play should have…

How so? It makes clear what would otherwise be a murky play that would require a subjective interpretation of how long James had “control” of the ball before it hit the ground and was dislodged. What if it had come out of his hands completely when it hit the ground? What if a defender had touched him while his knee…

What do you mean who cares? EVERYBODY cares! That’s what we’re even talking about. Because you can have complete control of something and then drop it in, like, a billionth of a second. Right now I’m holding a tennis ball in my hand. Completely controlling it in every sense of the wor....WHOOPS I JUST DROPPED IT ON…

But you’re not saying for how LONG you have to have complete control, and you’re accepting that that decision should be made by some jamoke in a striped shirt because...humanity? This rule takes the subjectivity out of it. I just don’t understand why anyone would want MORE vague subjectivity in a sport of inches...Go…

Not in the NFL they don’t. Not anymore. And it wasn’t that long ago that people were enraged by NFL officials on a weekly basis because of subjective calls. SO the league did something about it, and now you almost never hear anything about individual officials because expanded replay and specificity in the rules has…