He is such a cunt. What really pissed me off was how he behaved in rehab. he swanned around flinging money about and getting people to admire him. Those who were trying to seriously get better and who were struggling, were treated derisively. All you have to do, you see, is just make up your mind…and its all over…and…

i work for some rich bastards. they bought five baby terrapins because the one year old wanted them. i helped the two older kidsfind out how to care for them .mother realized it would take effort. so she deliberately put them in cold water. i told the helper to put warm she told me "ma'am" had instructions to p cold.…

positively demand an end to 'amirite ' and 'because '. so sick of because.

positively demand an end to 'amirite ' and 'because '. so sick of because.

Oh man, I thought it meant "she'll go hunting with you and have a real eye for which duck to kill" I was going to say, well, that isn't so bad. But it means, she'll stay in the kitchen and you'll heave the mess of bloody feathers at her and say "clean that up, and fetch me a beer. I'll be on the porch swing with your…

yeah, I know where you're coming from. How come there is no guy-on-guy porn for women? Gay porn is not the same. Its got to be guys who would in other circumstances welcome you. I.E. straight.

Umm, sometimes a straight guy will just have this thing for one guy. after all chemistry is like that, unexpected. I had two male friends like that.

I just read it: nothing I could disagree with. Doug egregiously cherry-picked and misrepresented: no surprise on Jezebel anymore. What is wrong with saying there should be a focus on serious issues and a return to the early ideals of feminism, or having Amelia Earhart and Katherine Hepburn as role models? She does…

She made this point that not all gays are born gay. Well, my friend, who is gay, told me that this is what he reckons too. He says there are those like him who knew it by age 6 or 7 and are certainly born that way but he thinks, like Camille, that there are some men who just hate women, who find their bodies icky and…

Love her. Right from the start.

Its brilliant. Free texts. For me, awesome. My phone bill was running at 1000 HK$a month from texting. Now that nobody will talk on the phone and insist on texting

If she'd just get rid of those boobs…her figure is so dainty. And you know, she can really sing. She has a single..Reality and it is actually pretty good. Its the kind of thing a superstar DJ could remix and then turn her into a superstar herself, like Kylie.

Except Jezebel would no longer accept them. The old Jezebel would have. It used to have a great variety of voices and opinions. Now it has a stultifying conformity and the business with the comments and the grays has fucked up any reading of vigorous arguments too.

yes yes yes!! I will help you do that! I did it all the way from Hong Kong to Manchester last Xmas! I was in the back row, so if you recline, I literally have no space. Two seats along, a guy did it: poor lady' flight ruined. Fucking guy didnt even go to sleep, just reclined the seat and sat forward talking to his…

And reclining your seat is totally out of order. Right into someones' face. It's just beyond disgusting. I never let anyone do that to me. When I see them going for that button. I jam my foot up against the back of their seat. It's funny to watch them struggle.

17 inches. That is exactly what Africans on slave ships got, unless 'tight-packing' was being used, in which case it was 16.

Isn't standing the pain part of the whole thing? It's an achievement, like foot-binding. Takes a lot to reshape your feet to the perfect three-inches-pointed-at-the-front. Takes a lot to wear heels over 3 inches and do it with grace. This is just cheating.

I love having small ones! Never ever wanted big! they look uncomfy to me. I like having slim legs and small chest and a figure like this lasts and lasts.

My head smacked on the desk, as heads do.

Who are these tell-tales that grass up their colleagues to the boss? Pretty sure Jesus was down on that. Would've been anyway.