Thanks for the input, Brian McCann.

Thanks, Bill Simmons.

What’s your halfcourt form look like?

I was gonna come down here and jokingly truther this highlight with a “foot on the line” thing, but I decided against it because what the fart is he doing with the ball?!

I think people can vote for whomever they want to vote, that is a democracy, the way you count votes in USA is particularly strange.

“A house divided against itself cannot stand”

My god will the hunt for people to blame never cease? What is with you? How many enemies do you need? Why, at the end of the election, are liberals so set on finding out-group enemies rather than looking in at ANYTHING they do or say?

Notably absent from this list, Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Shultz. They might have been Trump’s opposition but there is no way we have a president Trump without them.

That entire margin is in one state. Look, I wanted Hillary to win, but she didn’t. We can’t keep grasping at the popular vote win because it doesn’t mean anything.

Did Trump make them build artificial islands? This is just a continuation of their South China Sea policy.

Russia’s hacks, China’s theft. We’re everybody’s little bitch now. Awesome.

“Spend 30 years with normal diplomatic relations with a country. New guy comes in, gives you the finger. This is them giving the finger back you myopic, uninformed fucking idiot.”

China doesn’t recognize Taiwan as an independent state, and the call was seen as a hostile move, knowingly or not, against future diplomatic relations with China.

Spend eight years projecting weakness, surrender, and capitulation, and other countries will feel free to do things like take your sailors captive and steal your shit.

I’m probably going up against a host of readers here, but this last act seems to me like China verifying yet again that the current CinC lacks gonads.

Now he just needs to choose one of these:

I get to decide whether or not I continue a pregnancy going on in my own body, so yes, I do get to end a parasitic relationship I don’t want to be in. Your fantasy of forcing women to be genetic mothers is disgusting, shameful, and telling.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I’m almost positive that the dance partners on this show are contractually obligated to have sex with each other.

Well, he just shot up to the top of the Ravens' 2017 draft board.