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“The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.”

Debates about what is or isn’t punk are very punk, though.

Yup, this is real. I just sat in a salon for 3 hours waiting for brown die to set in over my maternity leave teal. Friggin nice n easy? She’s such a lazy liar. I blame genetics.

That’s impossible, blue base is incredibly difficult to remove, she would have had to bleach it out with at 20-30 volume cream. What a fucking moron. She doesn’t get to say she was punk or any type of rebellious kid. Fuck her and her family.

she “dyed my hair blue. Mom wasn’t a fan of this decision. She took one look at me and immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice’n Easy. That night, she forced me to dye my hair back to blond.”

Yup. Know this for a fact when I reaaaaaally wanted to attend a fancy event and was told by my parents I could only go if I turned my blue hair a “normal” color. Even a box of brown dye gave me basically sherbet-colored hair. I still showed up at the event bc whatever. I TRIED, MOM!

She wasn’t even a blonde then anyway. She was brunette up until she was in her late teens/early twenties. Color me shocked that a Trump is lying.

Right? Ivana would have drug her ass down to Vidal Sassoon or some shit, not bought her $5.99 cheapo Nice and Easy blonde #14.

EXACTLY what I was thinking. God, she’s such a poseur.

Hahaha that was my first thought too

This threw me off too. I know nothing about hair but it seems that going from blue to blonde with a box is kind of difficult. I suppose a professional could make it happen, but really.

I don’t believe her. She is a lying liar who lies. Just like all the Trumps.

Ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts” So fucking edgy, Ivanka.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Welcome to Homeschool Nation.

Asteroid: I have my own things going on, you know. I just took a comet to the face. I CAN’T SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.

No worries, I am glad to have a discussion about all this, these are things that matter a lot, especially in these times where we see a lot of the same patterns of behavior. (by the way this is a super long comment, but the part after the **** is just some good reading on the subject if you want to learn more- what

Something this story doesn’t mention: When Tellis was arrested for this crime, he was incarcerated in Louisiana awaiting trial for the torture and brutal murder of another young woman. He bragged to friends that he tortured that victim to death to make her give him her ATM pin, and he used her card to withdraw