They were already divorced at that point though...

I think that new short cut really suits the current state of his hair.

I can’t believe it is possible to mistake that bottom feeder for any kind of shark.

I’m so happy to hear this. Marie Antoinette is seriously my favorite movie & I’ve made everyone I know watch it at least once with me.

I hate sand.

Does anyone else hate going to the beach? I married into a family of beach obsessed people and feel alone

Great white sharks are fantastically beautiful animals, though of course I don’t want one within a hundred miles of me if I’m in the water without a cage.

I don’t see how respecting someone or their office requires you to participate in a photo-op with them. Respecting yourself should come first.

“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

#parentgoals

Some kids are smart.

Respect the office = I was just following orders.

“I don’t want to be associated with a man who puts his party before his country.”

I’m assuming getting “kicked out” means needing to leave at the allotted check-out time, and that “spiking” pancakes with cheese just means he didn’t read the menu properly.

Lemony ricotta pancakes are amazing. With lemon curd. Lemony good!

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

They spiked his pancakes with cheese...after they kicked him out of his room?

Wow, 31% of men and 48% of women are lying about masturbating.

62% of males aged 14-15 masturbated in the past year? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. It’s likely that the other 38% didn’t answer as they were too busy masturbating.

Here’s something I hope you’ll address in a future article in this series: how to keep from waking up as soon as you’re lucid. That’s always my problem — snapping to lucidity seems to jolt me out of sleep entirely.