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So you’re saying she should run for president next time out?

Yeah. After an office happy hour I was seeing a stumbling drunk colleague to the train and she started talking about his Michele is actually a man because “look at her arms...she’s taller than him...their girls don’t even look like her.” I restrained myself from throwing her in front of a train, but we are no longer

Merciful God, how is this not the first post? This is why I clicked through.

True, but men of color also have to be famous athletes or promising draft prospects to get that consideration. Seems like white men just need a letter from mom or dad and a pressed pair of khakis.

Another thought: That quote was given very soon after she was discovered. Since the police where looking for bodies and not a living person, is it possible that the officer didn’t know her age when he gave the quote? Even if he did, it may not have been the thing that stood out in his mind when recounting having

‘Bout. Damn. Time.

Normally I wouldn’t advise rushing into living together ...but joint death metal Christmas card photo shoot is one of the best reasons I’ve heard for taking a relationship to the next level.

Yup. He’s pretty much That Guy from Futurama.

Mortified by my accidental poor grammar.

Well, it have more syllables that they’re used to sounding out.

Not for nothing, but is makeup, bad plastic surgery, and cotton candy dye-job the new thing for Replican men who aren’t Paul Ryan?

Right? Your honor, I’d like to strike my previous life of being a lying, cheating, scumbag, con artist from the record.

I feel like, at a certain point this becomes fomenting rebellion.

It’s not lurking that FAR beneath the surface!

Some smart people, really smarty people, are saying it.

Same here. She was glorious. I felt so proud of her I teared up. Madame President.

Well done!

Wow! He’s gonna kick President Obama’s ass in this debate! Oh, wait...

Completely agree. This is the kind of whistleblowing where you wind up dead. There really is a pervasive culture of silence.

And here I thought republicans were exclusively devoted to disenfranchising living voters...