Home brewing is my second favorite thing to hear about...it falls right after learning the details coworkers’ marathon training plans.

New block of tics went on sale as soon as the broadcast wrapped.

You are wise. But there’s a sadness to your wisdom.

So, are they spot checking birth certificates at bathroom doors? These “statement” laws are a sad commentary on the places that pass them.

My best 1-mile time was set trying to avoid shitting myself in the middle of the road during a run. Trying. Yeah.

What I struggle with is the rush to go live with this story. It looks like a deliberate effort to sidestep the (already thin) checks that may have shut down the piece.

This smacks of a boys-will-be-boys mentality. The fact that they’re a sad bunch of losers on an isolated wildlife preserve doesn’t excuse the fact that they’re armed and occupying a federal building. Imagine if it were a group of young black men looking to make a statement...or a group of Muslims. I’m not sure they’d…

Are you my divorce lawyer? Because he gave me that pep talk in our first meeting and I went from fragile, jangly mess to straight-up baller in about 10 mins. And, for what it's worth, I rocked my divorce and never looked back.

Nobody? Speak for yourself! Creepy, awkward Christmas songs are my holiday jam. “Daddy please (don’t get drunk on Christmas),” should be covered a thousand times...including by Mr. Thicke.