New block of tics went on sale as soon as the broadcast wrapped.

You are wise. But there’s a sadness to your wisdom.

So, are they spot checking birth certificates at bathroom doors? These “statement” laws are a sad commentary on the places that pass them.

My best 1-mile time was set trying to avoid shitting myself in the middle of the road during a run. Trying. Yeah.

What I struggle with is the rush to go live with this story. It looks like a deliberate effort to sidestep the (already thin) checks that may have shut down the piece.

This smacks of a boys-will-be-boys mentality. The fact that they’re a sad bunch of losers on an isolated wildlife preserve doesn’t excuse the fact that they’re armed and occupying a federal building. Imagine if it were a group of young black men looking to make a statement...or a group of Muslims. I’m not sure they’d…

Are you my divorce lawyer? Because he gave me that pep talk in our first meeting and I went from fragile, jangly mess to straight-up baller in about 10 mins. And, for what it's worth, I rocked my divorce and never looked back.

Nobody? Speak for yourself! Creepy, awkward Christmas songs are my holiday jam. “Daddy please (don’t get drunk on Christmas),” should be covered a thousand times...including by Mr. Thicke.