Smarm alert. You should add a note. Would love to see the Slack conversation behind changing the top tag.

Way to republish 5/7ths of Matt Klinman's piece — now I have no need to leave Jezebel!

Can we please get a list of all the various ways that Samer has described Gronk over the years?

Not a violent guy, but I wanna donkey punch him in the face.

I believe you.

Kinja fuckin' works. Exclusive images that took a day of reporting simply dumped on this stub that took 30-seconds to write via a commenter.

this is a good comment

Looking good Stango!!

That's embarrassing. Who spells 'dek' with a C?

I've always liked Last Days of Disco by Yo La Tengo as my fall jam

Bowery is, in my opinion, the single grossest/foulest/absolute most revolting station out of all of 'em. Imagine what it looked like 30 years ago.

+1 steamer down the middle

Samsung's gonna announce its VR headset with Oculus today

Would love that, and I'm a Skins fan

If you did an internship for my publication instead of a bullshit factory you'd learn how to cut pieces like this down to a third of the length.

Can you confirm that McDonald's orange Hi-C is the same formula as the now sadly defunct Ecto Cooler flavor?

This app.... is a heartbreaaaaker

Wouldn't call him a STAR — Christy Mack, top performer? She's a star. He's a criminal dipshit who has fucked on film a few times.

I understand where you're coming from, but in this case, I think Christy Mack is like 1000x more famous than War Machine, which means she's the one that belongs in the headline. She's also super sex positive and like, she OWNS being a porn star. I think she'd prefer herself to be described as that and for that detail…