If you did an internship for my publication instead of a bullshit factory you'd learn how to cut pieces like this down to a third of the length.

Can you confirm that McDonald's orange Hi-C is the same formula as the now sadly defunct Ecto Cooler flavor?

Wouldn't call him a STAR — Christy Mack, top performer? She's a star. He's a criminal dipshit who has fucked on film a few times.

I understand where you're coming from, but in this case, I think Christy Mack is like 1000x more famous than War Machine, which means she's the one that belongs in the headline. She's also super sex positive and like, she OWNS being a porn star. I think she'd prefer herself to be described as that and for that detail…

Roddy: They are bad at being good.

Billboards in Cleveland must be cheaper than LeBron tipping at a Hooters

No fucking way. Please dish.