Heh, that cat riding a unicorn is my channel's cover image. Respect.

Well that was uninspired.

Yesterday, was playing as Trevor, I saw a cop wizz by me at an intersection chasing after someone trying to make a break for it in their car. I sped after the two, swerved in front of the escaping car and hit the brakes to stop them for the cops. Vigilante justice right? Oh no. As he slammed into the back of my car he…

Ubisoft? PIRACY, HOOOOOOOOOO!

Swing and a miss.

Wow. Fucking scum of the Earth. Most of them deserved to just lose their lives in the process of these scam attempts.

I've always loved the "I'm not racist!! You're being racist for even thinking what I'm doing is racist!!" argument.

Step 1: Be big and tall.
Step 2: Don't dress like a total trainwreck.

Reminds me of a different part of morning routine.

It was the same thing for me standing in line for my copy. I'm 25, I was standing in a line with mostly 10-15 year olds accompanied by their mothers. It's fucked up. Admittedly I played these games when I was too young to play them too, my parents may have even bought me some 17+ ESRB rated games as well, but you know…

No, just ungodly depressing. It makes last week's episode look like a Rayman game.

I think it's fairly obvious from the announcement that this OS is meant for a secondary device in the living room, not as a primary computer. If we're lucky they'll announce a streaming device that runs it rather than having enough power to play games locally. Going from the picture of the controller, my bet is on a…

There actually is a game called Perspective. It's cool as hell, check it out.

Eh, there's two main paradigms when it comes to the whole JRPG definition, and for the most part the holders of each definition think they're correct while the other half using the term find the other group to be insane. Some think it's an RPG made by a development team in Japan when that's not even really that…

I still can't play Blacklist online. I've tried everything. I can't even get a refund because I have to go through this uPlay nonsense.

Here's my pro tip:
Don't go to college.

I'm gonna roll with the octo camo theory... but I'mma take it further... She's really another clone of Big Boss, where they tailored her to be like Big Mama, and removed the y-chromosome just to see what another ultimate female solider would do, thereby trying to recreate The Boss and maybe get more little Big Bosses…

And;

"except for the music, which just about everyone loved"
God yes. I must have sat at the main menu and watched that intro over 100 times just for the music.

It's true that saying you play video games is sort of sadly inviting a snap judgement that makes people (non-gamers) assume you mean you ONLY play video-games, and thus spend all your time in a basement eating cheetos and not moving unless absolutely necessary. We don't do this with anything else. If someone says they…