You are a young school girl in Japan and you just moved to a new town where you don't know anyone. You can't make any friends and the kids at school bully you constantly. One day you get sensually made love to by an octopus which instills you with magical powers that help you to defend Japan from vegetarian dinosaurs.

Faux-outrage is so trendy these days though. Quick gimme the next article I don't have all the details for and am unrelated/uninvested in so I can form an uneducated opinion about it and get upset at everyone in the comments! So fulfilling, totally distracts me from any of my own actual issues I should be worried…

The problem here is that once one has built the requisite endurance to meet these challenges, it becomes increasingly difficult to keep shocking the player in the same way.

I take as many opportunities to shake my fists at the sky and yell things as I can.

Fuuu cking Yawn.

1. Vivi

45. Zidane

Nevermind that we haven't really had a well-done open-world zombie survival game yet... much less a finished one.

That's what you get for opting out of being spied on/mined for data/marketing purposes suckeerrrrr...

Still missing the "Kill yourself" achievement.

One of the many reasons i'll never have a child of my own. No more gaming. Or.. there would still be gaming in my life but I'd probably end up with a dead kid too.

Wow that's an excellent point, I can't believe I overlooked something so obvious. I guess in a sense he did put a shitload of work into his costume in his own way. Not only that but he has to "work" on his "costume" several times a week.

Shit defined my adolescence yo.

"I'm having fun"

I got nothing against a guy that's proud of his physique, but I imagine it's a real kick in the dick for other cosplayers who put so much time and effort into their costume to be outshined by the guy cosplaying as "Shirtless guy in a hat."

Do cosplay they said. You'll get so much pussy they said.

Man that first one brings up some bitter memories haha. I remember being like that, I think a lot of us probably have. Good advice though, you could tell early in his story he was suffering from typical fake nice guy syndrome.

The thing about those other games is they haven't quite accomplished what they stated they'd accomplish yet. Still in early development, still infantile. I do take issue with the speed at which we get new patches on those games sometimes. It seems like some very obvious improvements could be made to DayZ Standalone…

God, I lol'd at all 3 of these. Amazing.

Oh god if they had dino scaling mechanics like SotC.. now that would really be something. SotC, with multiplayer, with dinosaurs.