Man I have a lot to say about that kid. The first story is just tragic, the second is hilarious. Reminds me of some loser I met years ago who said something like “when I tell a girl i make 70,000, wonder what that bitch will say?”

Me: Since she’s a female CEO of one of Baltimore’s best startups, she’ll pat you on the…

Assuming this kid makes $90,000 a year, that’s like...twice high school teacher money. I mean I make high school teacher money, but doubling my income would mean....a sliiiiightly nicer Toyota and a newer roof paid off slightly faster.

Or apparently, human sex slaves that this child is after...

“I use to have certain political opinions as a Bernie bro, but now i make slightly more money and suddenly all of my opinions are different”
I’m...morbidly curious what on Earth was going through his mind when suddenly Sanders was brought into it. We should check back with this kid in 20-30 years, when he’s still a…

Didn’t say i graduated.

Well, you took a story of how minorities are treated and tried to make it all about you, so..... your fragile white ego was sated?

Ah, you probably just look like a whiney crackhead then. You know, the kinda beta male who screams “fuck off and die omgz you made me cry omg i hate pussies you look like a pussy omg please die” while discussing changing a tire.

I live in a city that’s 50% non-white, so my friends are fairly mixed. We often joke- somewhat darkly- that when my white self gets pulled over, the office apologizes for wasting my time - “sorry to do this bud, but you didn’t quuiiiite stop at that stop sign...” “Sorry to have to stop ya, but your tail light is…

50 hours is longer than it took me to finish the entire halo and gears of war franchises. I’m all for gaming, but..oh my.

Whenever i read one of these, i desperately hope the person is a neuro surgeon, or an advanced programmer, or ...something amazing. I play videogames everyday, but 500 hours is more time than it took me to finish grad school. I...really hope they go about the rest of their life with the same level of detail

The War Readiness was about sending shuttles to rescue survivors, getting people out of the war zone. It was never about winning a battle- it was about surviving. As they say early on, 2,000,000 people were killed every day on Earth for months/years during the invasion.

Making the mass relays a big space gun that…

its pretty exciting, honestly. this post is over a year old, but now in 2017, we actually have FOUR games that don’t star me! i havent purchased this many games in one month in forever...

i have a prejudice against your inane mumbling, but i wouldn’t call it racism.

been there, did that, none of that generic crap anywhere to be found.

sweet, 12 examples out of 46,000 titles.

and nearly all of them japanese, not american, which is.... what I’m talking about.

I normally can’t stand Gamestop’s trade values, but for the Switch they’re really knocking it out of the park. 150% trade credit towards Switch titles- which can then be used towards the Switch itself. With Amazon and BestBuy always selling new games at 20% off, that actually means newer titles like DragonQuest,…

Trump won’t, Bill might actually consent. Trump isn’t about that life!

every single time a person darker than whiteout has shown up at a trump meeting or rally, he’s screamed “get that thug out of here” - even when the man in question was an elderly, grey haired man who Trump personally knew.
OH yeah. He’s gonna be clapping with joy to meet with her!

it says the travel pillow for $7 code isn’t valid. Any idea on a valid one? Thanks!

it says the travel pillow for $7 code isn’t valid. Any idea on a valid one? Thanks!

No. Dozens if not hundreds of posts on here from people bragging about illegally downloading everything from $1 indie games and mega-blockbuster games that literally hundreds of people pay their bills and live off of. And people still torrent it? They don’t deserve the crumbs. They can eat the shit that comes out of…

Sure, if its a 30 year old game you can’t find anywhere. But as many, many companies have proven time and time again, nearly 70% of daily players pirated the game. Fallout 3 was $5 on Steam. Dead Rising 1 and 2 were $10 together recently. I picked up Skyrim for $7. And yet, people still brag about torrenting their…