I would bet your life savings 10x over that you have at least a dozen products in your house that I worked on. You can call everyone but you a meanie stupid pants who lacks a brain, but to be honest? I have to get back to work making the software that your pitiful ass is to dirt poor to afford.

On a message board I frequent, someone was talking about pirating and said it was sad that no one in his country made any games. Someone else from the same country replied “of course we don’t! As soon as one of us made something, everyone else would just pirate it from him and he’d never make any money! That’s why…

It is. I remember when a co-worker was hired right out of school, and was talking about torrenting some game. His boss replied, “No man, you’re an adult now! You actually have to buy things!”

Yes, it does. You definitely don’t understand how Netflix works.

Goody two shoes now apparently means “isn’t so dirt-ass poor he has to steal $5 video game”. Curse my ability to save up several pennies!

It cost $1 to make the hot dog you stole. I’d like $1 back.

Nope.

I loved a couple Pokemon games, but I could barely get through Black. Maybe got 1/3 of the way through

Re-posting this because it amused me too much.
Recently, someone posted they were surprised Pokemon is so popular with 25-35 year olds, since people didn’t really play the original GameBoy. I said everyone owned a GameBoy. It’s old enough that when my wife was born, her family members were playing GameBoy in the…

Quality games like professor layton and super mario galaxy quickly drop below $20, while Pokemon stays high. I wonder if that’s because people are less willing to part with a team they spent 5 years building?

You don’t deal with people with Tourette’s 24/7/365? That sounds like internet grandstanding to me! Next you’re going to claim you’ve driven through storms and light drizzles without wrecking your car, a skill that is clearly next to impossible to obtain!

New at explaining to people that someone on a nearly empty street shouldn’t flip their car off the side of the road and possibly kill themselves, or cause whiplash/wrenched backs to their passengers, all because the only other car on that lane used its brakes for half a second?

Yes, I can honestly say I am new to…

Internet grandstanding? Because I can drive a car down a half-empty highway- there are what, 4 total vehicles in that video- without spinning out and smashing my vehicle to bits? Defend him all you want, I don’t care. That driver is hands-down one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen, and I LOVE youtube videos of crazy…

Ah, you interviewed the braking driver, you know the exact reason for their braking, and its been confirmed? No? Then its meaningless to the situation. Whether it was because they felt like braking to be mean, or they sneezed, or a possum we can’t see in the video jumped in front of them, the leading driver braked for…

For the one tenth of a second they pressed their brakes, it could have been their toddler bumped them on the head, the sneezed, or a bug hit them in the eye. The tailgater, meanwhile, decides the correct reaction to this situation is to fly off the road and smash their vehicle into garbage. Oh, drivers these days!

Your example doesn’t really fit the situation, so I’ll fix it for you. I’m walking down the street, you’re walking three inches behind me because you’re an idiot and don’t understand sidewalks. I stop for a tenth of a second because there’s a nail in the sidewalk, or a baby duck, so for a tiny fraction of a second, I…

My absolute favorite tailgater was one on a windy back road, in a 35 zone. The narrowest turn had dented guard rails from dozens, if not hundreds of collisions over the years, and was replaced often. So around midnight, I was doing 40, the maximum safe-but-still-not-really legal speed for that road. Some douche in a…

and by “slammed” you mean, he gently pressed his brakes for barely a second, while the incompetent drunk behind him flew off the road in an impotent showing of fury.

Why? As this video shows, the faster traffic is typically an idiot that can’t control their own vehicle. They’re just going to crash it in a few seconds anyway.

Of course the guy “brake checking” wouldn’t get injured. He actually understands how to drive. The idiot who flew off the road, spun out and likely broke a few bones needs to go back to third grade and master bike riding, then scooters, then big wheels, and maybe, maybe one day, be allowed to be the passenger in a car…