Yeah, its always the best case for me when I’m driving along, driving the actual speed limit or five-ten miles over, when some idiot SUV driver honks his horn, flips me off, flashes his lights ten times demanding I move over so he can go fuck off somewhere 5 seconds faster. What an asshole I am for watching him go…

I don’t. I just wait ten seconds and call 911 when the dipshit tailgater crashes on the side of the road, rams a sign, crashes into a cop car, runs off the bridge, or flips over. I’ve seen that what.....10 times in the last year alone?

Nope. Is this your first time driving? “Lolz someone doing 55 in a 55 is the problem, not me coming within 3 inches of ramming them off the roadz lolz”.

At highway speeds, a car is driving about 1.5 feet per second. The vehicle “Driving too close” was one, a foot away from the bumper? Two? So a fraction of a second from ramming them and sending all parties to the hospital if either so much as misjudged, slowed down, or had moved their foot for half a second.

Unless…

I’ve always felt like there’s a brief time in your teens when you “outgrow” Nintendo. Mario Galaxy, Smash Bros, Fire Emblem- they’re all just fun. “Mature” games like GTA, Call of Duty, Duke Nukem seem cool and mature- when you’re 15. Sure, I wish Nintendo had more games like Mass Effect and Fallout, but invariably…

Sweet, you listed a lot of Japanese games, and a shooter from the early 90s. That really proves my point that the last 2 decades of American games have all been the same cookie cutter brown-brown. Thanks for saying the exact same thing I did, just in a much more drawn out way.

That’s never happened to you, ever.

If you get offended that often by a videogame site, you should probably grow some balls.

Yes, that...is what I JUST said. The female link of tropes is pink, blonde, blue, black brown and 50 things in between. The list of male tropes is

whoa whoa whoa. A BLONDE?!?! Hair colors exist?! If i’ve learned anything from the dark brooding man, its that every single one has brown hair and brown eyes. Also, they were all main characters- half the people on your link were supporting characters, or were from fighting games with dozens of characters

I’m tired of being stalked, honestly. I look like 30 out of 36 of those guys. But my generic white male brown haired self is only like 5% of the worlds population. So why do all artists and designers spend all day everyday endlessly drawing me? Its effing creepy.

Or, this being America, land of hundreds of thousands of free libraries, where Stanford is free for anyone making under $60,000 a year, where Harvard gives dozens of free online classes every year, with the paperwork to prove your grade... you could...you know... get off your lazy ass and work harder? Welcome to the…

this drum won’t stop being beaten until I can walk into a videogame store and not see

Just for laughs, since you’ve responded to literally everything I’ve said in the last week, within minutes of me posting it....how much DO you make an hour? Or yearly?

If you’ve commented more than twice defending someone who can’t afford a $20 video game- a game that is nowhere near an hour’s wage for the average human- then pat yourself on the back! You will soon be replaced by a 16 year old heroin addict.

The joke being, even a moderately successful human sees this game as being nowhere near an hour’s wage, while complete failures are writing to the creator, pleading, begging, in tears that the game be reduced to the pittance they live on.

They’ll be too busy applying for welfare to notice!

No, they don’t This is a video game so cheap, it costs as much as two cheeseburgers at a fast food place, or a fraction of a bill at a diner. Or, a percentage point of a mortgage. Anyone so poor they have to resort to stealing this game is so broke, they are literally worthless to the economy. Sure, I don’t want them…

Why? You’re too poor to afford a cheap video game. I can’t be mad at you, but I can pat you on the head and hand you a quarter as you beg for the change by actual, productive humans. If I hand you $1, would that destroy your entire economy?

America was already great, as was France, Finland, England, Kenya, and a few dozen other countries. A few thousand under-achieving omega-males can’t change that!