Irving has expressed that he wants to go play in a situation where he can be a more focal point

Okay there’d be no dry food left if we’d all gotten our groceries tossed in a lake after we criticized a Jaguar drive.

This x1000.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Why are “DLC packs” a deal breaker? If you evaluate the base content, and decided that what the base content offers is worth your time and money, why is that invalidated by the fact that there is additional, optional content that you can also purchase?

There’s no shame. Where’s shame in my comment? Should I jerk it on public transport systems?

I’m having a Mitch Hedberg moment here and thinking the “low-top” shoe should just be called a shoe.

why couldnt his engine have found its way into Alonso’s car....

He’s never been IN the black either.

One, you do realize corporations are made of actual people, correct? They aren’t always these monolithic machines people like you make them out to be. Two, nothing you said changes what I said.

How were his 2 home run trots this series different than any Ortiz took in the last 5 years of his career?

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

I TRUSTED YOU CARL MONDAY HOW COULD YOU

Am I insane or did he sound almost like an Aussie? I kept waiting for him challenge the color commentator to a game of knifey spooney.

You think people rolled out of bed and decided to tie their self esteem not just to how much money they make but even more insidiously to how good of a worker they are, to the extent that they valorize not even taking advantage of their employer’s benefits package, to the point that they become depressed and lose…

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Oh, so all murders go unsolved because the victim won’t say anything?

I know, I know, people are so stupid to believe in an invisible to us God.