I’m coming to this cold and give zero shits about hockey, but aren’t the Olympics being dicks here, too? License the fucking rings to the NHL for supplying the most valuable athletes in the Games and the problem goes away, right?

Liberty Bell: “Tell me about it.”

Burnekos never seen a movie before.

I work in the industry.

I mean I think he sounded pretty fucking pissed. But I didn’t interpret it as him being mad Moonlight won or bitter or jealous AT Moonlight or anything. I kind of just interpreted his aggressive affect as being pretty pissed overall at the situation.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That Kansas “diploma” seems to be working for you too.

You seem fun.

Here’s what I do to solve the problem of posts I don’t like:

I don’t know what the Bulls were looking for, but based on a few tweets, the Boston/Indy standoff was that Boston was willing to send this year’s Nets pick plus any two of Crowder, Bradley, Smart, or Jaylen Brown, and Indy said they wanted three out of that group. I can live with the logic that that’s too much for…

Next week on the Ringer: 8 articles about hypothetical trades the Celtics could have made, 2 articles about which characters from MTV reality shows most resemble the 2007 Patriots offensive line.

“Sure, it is good to get value for Noel before he becomes a free agent, but they didn’t get much value.”

Huh, I guess I didn’t realize The Process involves taking people at the top of the draft, spending their entire rookie contract losing, and then trading them for a far worse pick because otherwise they’ll just leave…

Faaaarrrt

Cutler is making elite QB money

At first I thought the girl up top with the mop deserved an assist, but watching it again I don’t think anybody at the top of the stairs even touched that rat. He runs/falls down the steps on his own, and then he meets the slapshot of 2017 as a reward for his troubles.

Have you seen a typical 50-something suburban white dude’s Facebook feed?

I mean, if random strangers think you’re poignant, obviously you are, right?

But who the hell goes to rehab for fucking steroids?