The weirdo

Don’t forget the Rays. I’ve thought this about them for the last 5 years or so, they have the most swagger I’ve ever seen in a team that has won exactly squat. Yes, they’ve been to the playoffs a few times and gotten to the ALCS, but god damn they are 9 games out of first place in the middle of May.

Funny how the Jays now have started this kind of shit with the Rangers, Orioles, Yankees, and now the Braves...yet the story always seems to be the ‘fault of’ Odor/Machado/Severino and never the Jays themselves.

A devastating game-7 loss?

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Yea, it actually is.

I think this tweet, from Dan Steinberg (the Post’s best employee and possibly the GOAT blogger), is pretty illuminating:

Tomorrow: “Would you like to see Clayton Kershaw on the Phillies? Yes or No?”

I once attended an outdoor wedding where they released doves. It was an extremely windy day, and one of them planted into the side of a building as it flew away. The couple was divorced within six months.

It takes balls to announce this. When I left my job to become a TV guy, I spent the first year “looking for employment.”

“Who are three people who’ve never been in my kitchen?” - Cliff Clavin

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

Sometimes I fantasize about a time when baseball would return to the top of American sports interests and the NFL is relegated to a niche somewhere slightly above where NHL stands right now. This is mostly out of a desire to bask in the schadenfreude of seeing Goodell’s bumbling empire burn to the ground. But baseball…

95 16HR

No. But your mom did.

Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

The Wall just got 12 feet taller

This whole "answer in the form of a question" thing makes a lot more sense now.