Hurry! Baseball and Golf are getting too much attention! Start directing attention back to the NFL!

Does Tom Brady not wear underwear?

Tell me something I don’t know.

Tebow asks for manna from heaven. Gets three fastballs instead.

Can’t stand the sideline reporters at the end of the game: “Tom, huge win for you and your team. Describe your emotions right now.” As if the dude who just got done exerting his body for 3 hours is going to say anything sensible. Do they really expect a classic, dramatic, end-of-sports-movie type quote to come out of…

These are the bull shit click bait headlines Deadspin is notorious for. I click on this thing expecting to see Crosby getting a golden shower. Instead it’s just some Canadian mad at another Canadian. Who gives a shit about that?

After Kinsler’s comments, I wanted PR to win. As loud and obnoxiously possible.

Just bring back the XFL already

This is why other countries hate us. We had the FBI track down an sweaty item of clothing that was worn for approximately 4 hours.

First and only highlight for the Phillies’ 2017 season

Jones, Wieters, Schoop, Machado, Trumbo, Davis, Britton, one of the best managers in the game, one of the nicest stadiums in the game, and a team in the playoff picture. Do you seriously need MORE reasons to watch them? I did read that article when it came out. The whole premise of it was that no one was showing up to…

Not as miserable as O’s fans in 2019 when Manny’s rockin pin stripes

“That’s my third baseman.......but I’m not paying $7 to watch him play in person.”

Enjoy saying that for the next 2 years. Because that’s as long as it will last.

Dear Media,

He reminds me of Uncle Rico in that get-up. “If only the Redskins woulda put me in for the 4th quarter, we woulda been state champs”

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON DEADSPIN?!?!

“We can’t have this black person alcoholic teaching our kids”

Hey Manfred, why don’t we get rid of your instant replay crap if we really want to speed up games?