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Bertram In The Sixties
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At what point does Chip Kelley bench himself?

New rule: you get in a fight at a game, you have to put on pads and block for the next three plays that your team is on offense.

Is it really that fucking hard to coach in this league? Why is there less than 5 men on the planet that can consistently coach a successful NFL team?

*Good chance he steps back in, then gets carted off three plays later, then tweets about his comeback in 2017.

I’ve been saying since the start of the Trump campaign that his methods mirror the rise of Hitler. Trump makes outlandish but repetitive jabs at minorities, religious groups, or nationalities that are shrugged off at first but after hearing them over and over again, the jabs aren’t so outlandish anymore. People start

Can you blame them? Have you seen any of the 17 quaterbacks that have played for the Browns this year? Pretty sure Manziel could beat out one of them for some playing time.

Can someone tell me why Planet Earth II isn’t on regular BBC? What the hell is BBC One?

Just realized how much I’ve stopped watching football. I have no idea what week or even year this game was played.

I’m blaming the Cubs. Clearly there was some evil in that curse. Should have never let it out.

*NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE NFL ANYMORE!!!

Porcello threw a complete game shutout against the O’s this year. Only threw 89 pitches. THAT is better.

How do you plan on attacking breast cancer without selling any pink gear?

I’m still trying to figure out what parity means.

Bigly

Since 2000 the number of Super Bowl appearances for the following teams:

Yeah we should keep the MLB like the NFL and only let 3 teams be good for 20 year runs while the rest of the league wallows in misery

I’ve been debating on what to get for my first tattoo. Thank you.

I honestly think instant replay is and will be the main cause for the NFL’s demise. Anyone that thinks I’m wrong please answer me this: What is your very first reaction on a close play? Do you cheer? Or do you tell yourself “wait for the replay”? Guarantee you it’s the latter.

Don’t be so Duchy about it.

Maybe stop playing commercials for Viagra and Sprint/T-Mobile/Verizon every FUCKING play and the game will be more bearable to watch.