............well, thanx to the passage of Time, we now know that the Barber cutting Timmie’s hair in that Rockwell painting likes to suck Big Dick on the side, Timmie’s Mom is an alcoholic hooked on Ambien, and Timmie swallows Tide pods to escape his Hellish home-life........

................thank God I don’t eat eggs........

................thank God I don’t eat eggs........

................sigh.............Girl, you know those Swedes, anything for attention..............

.......................Adrastra mutters quietly, “.......don’t judge me, Rude............you don’t know me...............”....................

.................Wisconsin would be a Terrifying place to hold this march...........that’s white militia country..............they’ll probably get shot........................

..........nice.........lol............

..............I always thought it interesting that in Communist models, the Leader is technically called, “First Among Equals”................hmmmmmmm...............of course, I also wrote a term paper in college called “Heroism in Heaven: Who’s Who in ‘Paradise Lost’?”, in which I pointed out that Heaven is a…

...............LMFAO!!!.........................actually, he’s seeking Sexual Asylum........................

..................I miss The Tig................What? You’re not Meaghan’s defunct burner account/lifestyle blog?......................never mind, wedding jitters............

.....................I guess we know different Dolls................my Justin Trudeau Doll always says, “I thought you’d never ask”......................He’s gay that way (He’d better be..........I paid top Candian dollars for Him)...................

............OK, gif-dude............that’s the first time that I actually sat thru the WHOLE thing, even though I was pretty sure I was going to like it, because, like most of America, I can’t commit........the thought of having to dedicate blocks of time in a visual format is a deterrent......yet, oddly enough, I’ve…

..............actually, it’s called “Woody’s Plan”......................

.................every married woman believes it............*EXCEPT* for HER husband, no way, never...........not just married, but usually with kids, and probably republican...............lmfao.....................

....................the ramifications seem endless..................but, I still hope I get the Justin Trudeau doll;) .............................................................

....................please provide the semaphore signals/codewords for m2m ads on this site..................

...................CL personals were a godsend for quick gay hookups (don’t get me started on the sheer magnitude of “straight” married men looking for Big D on the side)........................

...............your piece is eloquent and thought-provoking............but, honestly, as a visitor here of only 3 years on Jez (by default after death of Gawker), I would say the true nature of this Commentariat was laid bare for all of us with the Great Mortal/Jujy uprising of 2 months ago.........the gist of that…

.............I have recently had unsettling visions of Judge Jeanine Shapiro in various states of arousal.............the End Times?....................

.................it’s interesting that you never discuss the Royal Family, except your erroneous comment the other day that Will & Kate (“Won’t & Can’t”) are popular.......................