Channing Tatum

.................Is the Right One still available?................asking for a friend................

................see, white people be turnin’......................[insert Bunifa “I SAAIIIDDDD.....” gif from MAD TV]...................

................I thought we liked Dawn........................

............but Hollywood thanks you (so does Scientology)........

...........deserves more stars, lol..

..............I know, right?..........I went to Chapel Hill, cuz Duke told me no (also got accepted at Davidson).............Middlebury for the M.A. .............

..............hey! Yellow Douche might be packin’...................

..............Charlotte’s looking around, thinking, “Damn..........ALL these Bitches be under-estimating me.............mwahahaha, Phase I: working perfectly.................” ..............

.................. “empress”, because the UK will have re-annexed Trump’s America by then (or what’s left of it)............................

.............Is it the discomfort/insecurity you feel for looking at their “packages”??.......................hmmmmmm...........................................

Do you know how I could get a hold of Anton?....................asking for a friend..........

....................somebody gonna end up dead................... “Jack, you in danger, Girl”.................

.......................nice, lol.................

.............loving this.................if you don’t add the diacritical mark over the ‘o’, the Roseanne crowd won’t ‘get’ this......................................

................#Complicit

......................Smile

................... “low-information voters”: Why r u white-washing this? They are ignorami ...................................................... They certainly to know how to use technology fast enough (Parkland crisis actors within 2 or 3 hours).................they CHOOSE to embrace their beliefs................…

..................Schindler’s List: The Musical!............................

...................New Jersey elected Chris Christie, i.e., a majority of New Jernusians saw themselves in Christie...............I’ll take them at their word..................................