Don’t forget Tony Chachere’s in South Louisiana. This stuff is required for all savory cooking which requires salt.

See also: Water is wet.

To be fair, Spurs weren’t even playing their B-squad. Regardless, they really should have thrashed this side and it shows how little they respected Wycombe and the FA Cup in general. More worried about Sunderland at midweek than a domestic cup match.

His kid got a valuable lesson there; keep your hands up at all times.

Goddamnit. He fought so hard. Just goddamnit.

You know, come to think of it. Now I know why he was a dick. It was 2008. He was in town filming Oliver Stone’s “W”. He hadn’t been on TDS in two years. Looks like I was the dick.

Rob Corddry was kind of a dick at a bar in Shreveport one time about 10 years ago. He was there filming some such thing and I ended up next to him trying to order drinks at the bar. Of course, I recognized him immediately. Modestly intoxicated, I told him something along the lines of “Hey, man. I really enjoy your…

David Lynch once said that Twin Peaks and his movie Lost Highway took place in the same universe. Any chance we might see other denizens of this universe show up in the Black House?

STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

I am a cis male and, thus, do not have a clit.

That said: this story made my non-clit hurt.

FYI,

They should have given him at least one bite at the apple.

It looked like he was trying to both A. turn him over on his side so he wouldn’t swallow his tongue and B. still make it look like a work.

Still though. Scary stuff. Hope he’s okay.

C.J. Nitkowski: 18-32 career W-L; 5.08 career ERA; zero (0) postseason appearances.