Or maybe just maybe the entire first season of TNG was absolute dogshit.

Yeah I got halfway through this and was like man it sounds like i’ve got a completely irrational hatred of volunteer firemen but then was like these people haven’t seen the things I have this story needs to be told. But if you want a rant well I hope they never put up a story about the Amish because ill give you a…

No this is the end result of government policy of systematically raping and pillaging the economy of industrial regions for the better part of 30 years.

Well if he did say that it’d be the first honest thing he’s said in a long time.

Oh cmon that just goes to show you that not only is the Great Leader a god among men he’s also eco-conscious. I mean look at all those imperial dogs and their lights.

I can tell you are somebody who’s never attended church, because my god are you an insufferable prick with your haughtier than thou attitude. You are making some inference that there is some uniform black church and yes i’m white but I don’t think that precludes me from making the simple observation that anyone with…

And what precisely is the “black church” because having grown up in the south I was unaware there was some uniform church all black people belonged to. We talking methodist, baptist, lutheran, pentecostals what? Seriously I mean i’m a white guy but who has the rare insight of someone that actually attended a black…

lol you do realize everything you just typed applies to the Catholic church? Maybe it’s not Black Church Folk or White Church Folk and it’s just Church Folk.

Yeah I mean why just why would she marry someone who is worth millions of dollars there’s just no rhyme or reason to it!

In my experience they were all borderline imbeciles who seem to have a never ending supply of percocet.

Dude cmon moron is such an un PC term the correct terminology is juggalo.

Because he’s a volunteer fireman which you would think would be something good but in my experience with these hillbillies the entire lot of them are a bunch of a fat overpaid stateworkers who are only volunteer fireman so they can get a fancy light on their truck and a license plate showing their dedication but when…

I haven’t seen something this incredibly dangerous and awesome since the first time I did cocaine

It probably took a village.

I think more of the inference they were making was that it’s costing the company money, which it is because no matter what the Orange man on Penn Ave does his approval rating wont dip below 35%. And if you don’t think that 35% is going to stop watching ESPN especially if Fox News tells them not to well you are really…

Oh cmon there’s a reason Fox News is the most watched news network, and if you don’t think her saying these things is hurting ESPN business well you’ve never truly dealt with the stupidity of those on the right. I’m not saying I don’t agree with pretty much everything she said but at the end of the day she’s costing…

And still won’t be as big of a disaster as the team we sent to the 98 world cup was of which Lalas was apart of.

I’ll take a lion over a bighorn sheep any day of the week. But you know what would really fuck a lion up? Tuna.

Or Alexi Lalas was on a team that lost to fucking Iran in the World Cup.

Flex Tape is for suckers you need to get mighty putty. I mean not even Optimus Prime can even tear this shit apart.