Quite the opposite. I love my circumcised penis. LOVE it. Insecure? I’d take a picture of it and post it here if it weren’t against the rules.

You must be doing something wrong, then.

“Some boys lose there entire penis to circumcision”

Honestly, you just read as thirsty for validation. You’re asserting something that is at best highly debatable (“The foreskin on my penis was removed when I was a child but because I identify as female that makes me a victim of FGM”) just so you can accuse people who disagree of denying your womanhood and call them…

Show me a guy a complaining about his circumcised penis who gets laid regularly. I’ll wait.

I love my nonconsensually circumcised penis and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

“What the fuck is a Coachella”

Literally none of what you have written serves as a counter or contradiction to the assertion that Trump acted carelessly and potentially illegally in launching the missile strike, which is what we are discussing here.

That’s kind of where I am too; i’m just really wary of getting into a dick-measuring contest by way of missile strikes. I don’t see how this doesn’t escalate beyond ‘sending messages.’

How do you know I haven’t already said those things? Are you legitimately trying to extrapolate on everything I’ve ever said about Syria, ever based on half a dozen, 50-word Kinja comments?

One of the reasons you’ve ‘never heard’ me say these things is that you don’t know me and this is the first time we’ve ever communicated.

Again, enough with the fucking strawmen - it’s ridiculous. You have no idea whether or not I also spoke up against the previous air strikes Trump (and Obama, for that matter) has initiated against Syria. I’m opposed to ALL intervention.

I’m not an Assad apologist. I condemn, in any form, U.S military intervention in the middle east. I opposed the Iraq war, I opposed Libya, and now I oppose this.

I’m having a terrific laugh over how the Alt-Right has turned on Trump but I’m deeply disturbed at how so many on the left and in the center view this Syria Strike as one of the better things Trump has done. The fact that the focus of so many progressive outlets has been to point out Trump’s hypocrisy on Syria…

I have no idea what that says.

What’s scary is that those nutjobs on the Alt-Right look like geniuses next to the moderates and liberals who think this strike is anything short of a disaster.

Fuck you and your strawmen. I opposed Assad and Russia the past six years and I still do. That has nothing to do with opposing what Trump has done.

I criticize it as I would criticize Obama or Hillary for it. I don’t believe in using military force to ‘send a message.’

No, no, it motherfucking is NOT ‘absolutely necessary’ to declare war (without congressional approval) against a government aligned with Russia.

‘Break a leg’ and ‘merde’ are both used equally in all manner of performing arts; the latter shows up more often in dance because dance is a francophonically codified art form.