We’ve already decided that part of our vow has to be, “If I say there is a ghost in the house, there is a damn ghost in the house. Don’t make me set up video cameras all over the place before you believe me that all the cups stacked themselves on the counter.” (This has not happened, nor do we expect it to, but we …

No. The answer is no. She’s cute and bubbly in a short movie, but extended over a series, I don’t know if I could take it. Anything where she needs serious emotion is pretty awful. Example: Riding in cars with boys.

Its really about taking a commitment seriously, and then not putting yourself in the position to do something stupid. Like recognizing that a work friendship is getting a little too flirty and cooling it off.

He’s the only reason why I watch it. I’m still on the fence on whether or not Drew can actually act.

Remember how we used to call Birkenstocks “date repellents”? I would date a guy with Birkenstocks, white socks AND complicated facial hair and marry him and live in a cabin in the woods eating squirrels and drinking homemade kombucha before I would go to coffee with one of these guys.

Well, Donald Trump Jr.’s wife has had sex at least five times.

How hard up for work were the 2 female models that they agreed to kiss the armpits of men wearing Trump t-shirts whilst in their underwear? I’d rather do the nastiest, most hardcore porn that that.

My cousin’s boyfriend’s coworker gets her dog walked by the sister of the guy arrested by the cops. It’s all true.

GOD, you’re all making me feel old - I still have a landline and “another phone.” Get OFF MY LAWN.

That’s how it appears from Malden, at least. Although I’m sure we have skeletons in our closets here as well (probably literally).

I’m trying to remember back to the days when I used a landline. I have a little sister and I definitely caught her listening in on convos with friends a few times, mostly because I could hear her breathing or random background noises. I think you can also hear a faint click when someone picks up another line.

That seems like something that could definitely happen in North Reading or Tewksbury. Just saying.

Now they get to claim they have a black friend. Legitimizing their opinions in their minds.

Mark Burnett owns them and he’ll never rat out his buddy. Anyway at this point the Apprentice crap is going to be “just” sexual harassment stuff which is, apparently, no biggie. Would be fun in the way the crack tape was fun here in Toronto, but probably not enough to bring him down. We need the golden shower tape! In…

Remember how people were objecting to this guy personally pushing Carl’s Jr.’s sexist and objectifying ads, and people responding by saying that they were making too big a deal out of a silly little ad? And remember how people were objecting of Robin Thicke’s sexist and objectifying “Blurred Lines” song and video, and…

Meanwhile, Mark Burnett is sitting on tapes of Trump dropping N-bombs and talking about which contestants he’d like to fuck.

I’m not disputing the notion of a racial disparity here, but do you REALLY think Ray Rice got into trouble?

Of course Oprah would turn it over it’s fucking Oprah. Your turn, Tom Arnold. Either turn over the Trump tapes or shut up about it, you stupid thirsty douche.

Paying her off and threatening her.

Puzder must be keeping Fierstein on a financial tether. Of some sort for her to now go around defending him.