Trumpling: “Sycophancy? I don’t care if any of my cabinet can play a musical instrument!”

I feel you, as does the half-pint of Ben and Jerry’s I just ate. Americone Dream. Better times.

Flynn is just a fall guy. And senior officials are putting out scripted leaks that Trump “agonized” over firing as if Trump didn’t request the conversation in the first place. Whatever Russia has on Trump is yhuuuggee. God help us all.

i inadvertently briefed my scale when I told it I only ate kale and edamame all last week so HOW THE FUCK DID I GAIN 7 POUNDS! #nomnom

But... but... Kate McKinnon didn’t even have the time to play him on SNL!

According to the Washington Post, Trump’s known about Russia having blackmail material on Flynn since January. The rot goes much deeper than Flynn himself.

The only reason he’s out is because of this being found out by the news media. We NEED to find out what’s going on with this administration and Russia. This shit is way out of control. Trump knew this happened and I’m totally convinced he ordered it and Flynn is the fall guy.

According to that Twitter, his dad was a slumlord. As well, Stephen was less-than-thrilled when the family had to move to a less-prosperous neighborhood after a financial setback.

No, because her husband thinks he is king and the media must make full reports when people idolize him. Can someone point out to him that the press supposedly love Obama, but they never reported on the crowds that came out to see him.

“Trump, whose presidency so far has been mostly vacation and “working dinners,” will reportedly return to Mar-a-Lago for the third straight weekend. [Palm Beach Post]”

Between Stephen Miller and Ted Cruz, I’m pretty fed up with twerps who got permanently triggered by hearing some people speak Spanish in high school. We get it Stephen, you read Atlas Shrugged. McKayla is not impressed.

Becoming a Nazi because you never got laid in high school is a really weird transition. Look, I…

I think he and Jared Kushner enjoy strangling puppies together.

I’m worried an evil witch named Kellyanne is advising anyone.

For scary shows sometimes my husband asks me to watch first so I can warn him when the scares are.

I’ve been wondering about this. My wife, who like many others, absolutely hates technology.

Yet.

Netflix cheating is only possible if you can actually settle on a damn show to watch. Seriously, the amount of time we spend flipping through Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime is just criminal.

I...don’t. Either you read something other than what I wrote or I wrote something other than what I thought. It’s been a long day so I guess it could go either way, but my whole point was that the Housewives franchises at least pretend to frown on violence (though, as I said, they don’t kick people off for it) while…

I tried to watch it once and it was basically just people fighting and acting really dumb.

Did you watch the Superbowl halftime show? How is this better a better performance? I’ll give you that Beyonce is pregnant so she can’t really jump around, but Gaga’s performance was much more impressive.