I was mad and in a hurry. Grunting and huffing like a pouty child didn't lend itself as well to text.

I can't really fault the list for excluding the movies I really hoped would make it as I haven't seen the majority of the movies listed. I trust the A.V. Club staff enough to believe that it was vastly more important that the over-adverstised, overlong, overhyped slog that is Christopher Nolan's latest disappointment…

I won't deny enjoying the hell out of all of these terrible movies, but the only thing I'm likely to remember about any of them in a year or so will be the weirdly out of place dick jokes.

I would've said the second pop-up book scene, but yeah, are we just gonna ignore The Babadook now? It belongs on here in some capacity.