The other candidate is literally a criminal. Can’t do it.

Lots of people can sing but there’s only one Trey.

Trump is a moron. But I’ll take a moron over a corrupt scumbag of a woman who has stolen everything she has, including her nomination as the Dem candidate.

The most abnormal, I would say. Weird will be whatever happens that prevents the Cubs from winning.

The Cubs have been the best team in baseball for two years now.