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Excuse me she has an excellent flagging career

I NEVER THOUGHT PAYING IT FORWARD PIZZA WOULD MAKE ME CRY SAD TEARS BUT HERE I AM, CRYING. OVER PIZZA GENEROSITY, THE KINDEST GENEROSITY OF ALL.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never directly engage a Gamergator, but only slightly less well known is this: Never bet against a Jeopardy fanatic when the official rules are on the line! Hahahahahahahahahaaaa

Maybe you should have come to the defense of the likes of Norman Rogers, Roger Goodman, Milo Dochow, Wil Curiel, John Ryan, Lisa Osterman, Denise Hay, Ed Angleton, Toho Soma, Dmitry Spivak, Thomas Hurley III, and Greg Buzzard when they got ruled incorrect in Final JEOPARDY!. Did you? Did you?

It’s from Headlock on My Heart which is the most ridiculous song and you should watch it rn oh wait I’ll help you

If moving to Brooklyn before Brooklyn was cool gives you street cred than my mother technically has more street cred than this guy. My mother is a 68-year-old retired librarian from the midwest. But she moved to Bensonhurst from the midwest in 1982 and pretty fearlessly (or perhaps stupidly) took her two small…

Jumping in here to say that Millihelen doesn’t publish just one type of story for one type of person. We talk about makeup in an number of ways from a number of perspectives because there are a number of perspectives and a number of ways to use it. Sometimes you’ll be on the side of the author, sometimes you won’t. We…

The banker stole a town from the hipster who stole the town from the black man who was forced there by the white man who originally stole the land from the red man.

Now is as good a time as any to air the number one grievance I have with Jezebel. Chiefly: they don’t feature women doing stuff. There’s a lot about celebs and there’s a lot about clothes and makeup and stupid MRA frat moments, but there are precious few articles on women actually making strides in their fields and…

This dude looks like Jim Carrey and John Gruden had a retarded baby

As usual, consensus was hard to come by.

Kyle, you’ve redeemed yourself.

(I offer that the start of human sex commences with the beginning of sexual touching and ends when no one needs to be sexually touched anymore because both are satisfied, however that is defined between the participants.)

Women wanted eight more minutes of foreplay and seven more minutes of intercourse

my engagement ring: