Is that protocol? I’m thinking way too much about this dilemma now. Of course the cow weighs more, but the pole is planted in the ground. Wouldn’t that be a greater impact than running into the cow? ... Is it because you’re afraid of killing the cow? Are you making it all-life-is-precious, argument? I just want to…

Dude or dudette:

The ‘60s were nuts. Seems like every pop song was a protest song. Kids getting mowed down on campus by militant cops, presidents getting assassinated in cold blood, Civil Rights movement in full gear.

I’ve never been as mad about anything as Mike Golic was this morning when he was railing about how he’ll never feel sorry for Josh Gordon. Now there’s a fat angry turd who could have used a joint!

- 1 sex tape

+ 1 dixie driven down

They may! (It’s the Internet, after all.) But if I acted as condescending and simplistic as you did, I’m sure the vitriol would be worse?

I think she’s gorgeous, and I’m a white American man. I would wager that I’m not alone.