watched the first new top gear:
- dont like chris evans
- sabine looks interesting and capable
- leblanc has so much charm it makes up for his lack of britishness
- where is chris harris and why doesnt he get 5 min per episode
- chris evans is starting to annoy me
- miss the “news of the week” section
- not much into the new…
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It would mess up the perfect ratio to kick him off and not replace with another Ginger; however subbing in a Red Golden Retriever would get rid of so much shouting, add a degree of compliance and give the other hosts some bit of pet therapy while they wait to say their lines. Win Win If I do say so myself.
Oh honey. I feel you. I particularly hate it when women pull this kind of bullshit. I hate it when men do, but when WOMEN do, it’s like an extreme betrayal of some kind of code.
Awe, she sounds like my Granny, who also can’t work email (and all the meteorologists rejoice). My brother (who lives with her) was expecting an important email the other day, so Granny told him she would make sure to check the mailbox daily while he was out of town. She can't figure out that email is a thing because…
Hey look, my Mother finally worked out how to use email.
I am surprised by the intersection of Hiddlestans who are angry about this and Jezebel’s commentariat. I'm also happy as I can be for people whose lives will never intersect with mine.
“Observe and replicate. The Hu-Man animal shows affection to its brood mate by clasping the extremities of the forelimb.”
Cage’s kid goes by Kal or maybe Khalil at school, right? Because man, a kid actually going by Kal-El would get swirlied pretty much daily in the middle school I attended.
They can’t even fucking hold hands like normal people.
Meeting the parents after 2 weeks- even as a PR stunt- is... absurd. If any part of this is real, they must have been fucking around longer.
She stuck with him through both Ghostriders. That is love.
Ooof. I love watching Cage’s movies but I can’t believe she held out for eleven years. That kind of manic energy and insistence on naming your kid Kal-El? Impossible to live with.
Hello Ms. Swift! For privacy we have a lovely booth in the back for you and your party.
Or insinuating that if you never fantasized about being a teenage girl, that it must be because you’re not masculine enough? What the actual fuck. That particular bit about how “all men have a fantasy of being teenage girls” is such horseshit. It’s not just “teenage girls” they want to be—it’s not normal zitty,…
Maybe he means that the reason people debate about who the demon is (instead of knowing point blank that it’s HH) is because men are stupid and women are sophisticated. So, men assume it’s Lolita and men write the criticism so....
I am a woman. I have a fantasy of being a little newspaper barker boy from the 1920's, wearing a jaunty hat and shouting “Papahs! Get ya papahs right heayah folks! Today’s headline is a real whoppah, see?”
Because it looks pretty and has a good soundtrack, so it’s easy to pick when you want to appear like a cultured cinemaphile, even if it really just betrays you as a hipster.
Lest we forget, “Drive” was pretentious, derivative, garbage. I have no idea why this hack gets so much praise.
It wants to condemn narcissism as well as celebrate it. It wants to expose out the horrors of the fashion industry, but it also thinks those horrors are sort of sexy. And, worst of all, it thinks it can get away with its own contradictions by telling us we’re missing the point.