Boo! Where am I going to go for my nautical-oriented music needs now?

Tangentially related. Apparently Azelia Banks’s Twitter tantrum from yesterday got her kicked off some UK music festival she was (inexplicably) headlining.

I LOVE Nicki Minaj more and more every day. I don’t always agree with her, but I love how she is so unapolegetic. And I agree with her on this one, she is successful and he needs to let go of her coattails.

What is the point of Twitter fights? Is it the same as going to a Maury Povich show?

Related/not related: The Night Manager is great, though I found the relationship that led to said butt showing totally boring and unrealistic.

Here in Dubai the wolf of wall street was cut to two hours and fifteen minutes while American Sniper remained untouched

No. The tape starts out with them rolling around on the bed, just touching each other, nothing explicit and then they take their “faces” off and they turn into monsters. They’re heavy into sci-fi, apparently. It was weak as fuck.

I'm on the way to the hospital for my aunt with cancer. I don't know what is going on. It might be the time for her to go.

That you would write several articles about them and help give them the attention and notoriety that they were wanting.

Allen’s latest film Cafe Society—which opens the Cannes Film Festival tonight and stars Kristen Stewart, Jesse Eisenberg, Steve Carell

Off/on topic. If the Walking Dead cliffhanger was Glenn getting dead I will fucking riot. I *know* that’s how comic book Glenn eats it, but goddamn do I have the hots for Stephen Yeun. Also, Glenn and Maggie’s relationship is just so fucking nice and solid and respectful and loving and good and I’ve forgiven that…

Billion dollar princess:

The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.

What a bold move. America is the one entity who won’t sue you for using their trademark. It’s a free for all!

Bud Light to be renamed “Canada”.

“Welcome to Deadcast! Tim Marchman tells you why he’s unfit for modern society and Drew can only kinda laugh at him because Tim is his boss!”

Nope. Not buying this story. Seems 100% publicity stunt.

Everything about that is gross. “Yay, people’s privacy being violated ended up giving me a satisfyingly hard clit I rubbed out with success. Terrific stuff! Would stealdownload again!”

There’s something really gross about Miranda July’s tweet in light of the (openly stated) circumstances. :(