What does it say when the inmate confesses and the deputy is too impatient to wait and do his job properly?

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This is pretty ridiculous, but nothing beats the city official who had a bus driver dressed up as an old lady for her press conference.

Well the next shitty Adam Sandler Netflix movie just wrote itself.

I love Billy, but I’m getting real tired of him feeling jaded and ripped off when 1. His concept, while funny, isn’t original and 2. He literally clearly has no clue how advertising works, brands will literally sit in boardrooms and go “what’s popular today? Oh, that’s trending? How can we play on that but for less…

I was giving it to Ross anyway because he’s one of my I Just Like His Face people.

I like Ross’ last word. this one goes to Ross!

Billy Eicher is pushing 40; he’s way too old to appropriate Millenial “I did this first” attitude. Is he gonna say he invented YELLING AT PEOPLE too?

Courtney. Girl. No.

Honestly, nothing against Jaden Smith. I’m sure he’s a great kid, but I just want to slap the shit out of him and straighten his clothes like ALL THE TIME.

If by cerebral you mean he is insufferably full of himself, then yes. And no, the do belong together.

I always knew he sucked. Something in my mind told me that this man is deeply lame. I didn’t have concrete proof. But now I do.

Real. Tenuous argument: part of the reason it looks so awkward is because they’re kissing for realz and not kissing with awareness of ~*~angles~*~

This is why people hate PETA.

All boys are men and all women are girls, so sayeth the Cruz.

The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense.

pretty sure he blamed black people for prop 8 and has said lots of shitty stuff about trans people. he’s pretty problematic but did teach me a lot about being open about sex stuff

It was lovely and perfect. He’s so inconsistent, though. Wasn’t it also this week’s episode where he criticized that caller’s voice as shrill and scolding and told her she needs to adjust her tone about what she saw as sexual harassment?

I don’t watch the show so I don’t know which character he plays but I hope he’s written out or replaced. Claiming that there are no moral gay people in Hollywood or Los Angeles is beyond offensive and false, and when you’re gay yourself it’s a serious case of check your stupidity and self-hate, dipshit.

I read this interview last week and I remember being reeeeeeaally fuckin angry at his sanctimoniousness. This guy is an entitled shit.