He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

I tweaked my leg on the way to the train six months ago and haven’t been to work since. This is just good science now:

well its better than the main doctor on staff, a Dr. Acula

“BRC owner Stephen Gore...”

I legitimately laughed out loud when I saw that.

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

that’s a jerk-off station

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

You get the show!

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Free Chris Paul

Probably not true for the 17 people at the Marlins game.

I’m sorry, but that headline and graphic had me anticipating something much, much more ambitious than a set of sausages with toppings inspired by the flavors of other dishes (well, 5 dishes and 1 liqueur).

I was literally expecting a pizza run through the grinder into some sort of casing and then grilled and dropped on…

Lol

that’s the joke

Listen, I’m a rules guy too. But technically there aren’t any rules against turning over your Hall of Fame vote to the fans. And quite frankly it made the whole voting process a lot more exciting. Look at all the attention the Hall of Fame is getting right now. If somewhere down the road they change the rules and…

What a great performance by LeBatard, but his Deadspin HOF candidacy is tainted by the era in which he works at ESPN.

Thanks for doing this Dan.