Great player, lousy teammate. It’s usually a bad sign when anyone refers to himself in the third person. And beware any player loathed by his teammates.

I can’t find a link, but after the infamous playoff card game, one of his Mets teammates said Rickey was so selfish he couldn’t even tell you who pitched today — for…

I grew up in Boston and still haven’t decided whether or not it’s a good thing that the city’s sports broadcasting scene produced the likes of Remy, Heinsohn, and Edwards. It’s the only major city I can think of apart from maybe Cincinnati where the inhabitants are completely, blissfully unaware that there’s a world…

Personally I’m going with “gayghazi” on this scandal

She needs a cunt punch

It’s not really a big deal that 1500 people stayed after the game. They had to wait for their dad to shower, meet with the media and impregnate his wife before they could go home.

In the New Orleans game when Newton slowed downed before a presumptive score, Mauti hit Newton so hard that the hit left a chunk of the polycarbonate shell of Newton’s helmet on the sideline.

No fucking shit, genius.

Roses are red

So some redneck wrote a letter to Cam Newton that this guy cut and pasted and it’s funny since JJ Watt is white? My bad.

“Wait... He’s not ALREADY retired?”

Basketball: “new phone who dis”

I love this. The Lakers suck. Their coach sucks. One half of their owners suck. All their fans are like Danny Devito in Twins: the leftover shit. Fuck them. I’m happy.

I’m glad this guy is finally getting some mainstream attention, maybe he can get a few commercials out of it.

OK Alfalfa (or are you Spanky in this game?), he was treated for his addiction before the 1996 season. Assuming he was no longer popping pills like candy after that, how do you explain the ensuing 14.5 seasons of his streak? I’m no Favre apologist as he was as annoying as he was great for most Packer fans, but his…

Deadspin writers have the image on their wallpaper. Kevin Draper beats off to it daily.

They’re all on painkillers you twat. He was lucky to avoid major injury and skilled to play so long and tough to play through the dings.

Looks like he decided She’s not All That.

(it’s not okay what he did - here’s what I hear)

It’s easy to focus on the negative here, but I’ve found a couple of positives:

I desperately want to know the backstory here. That kid had the look of someone who just saw their arch nemesis approaching. Like, it was simultaneously eager and effortless in that way that only premeditated revenge can be.