Are you sure that isn’t just a single, old timey, run-on, swear word uttered by an old man on the porch of a dilapidated home?

Ignore the guy trying to defend his bad taste in dumb shows, you are correct. He’s making the same argument people into bad popular music make “it’s popular therefore it is good!” but it is incredibly boring and my theory is it makes people feel like they are smart for watching it even though it is a very dumb show. I…

Jason, that lady was your second-grade teacher. Even though teaching left her emotionally drained and penniless to the point where she had to hitchhike to Vegas and get a job working the cash register at a casino to support herself and find inner peace, at least she consoled herself with the thought that, “At least I…

It was even cuter than that. Earlier in the game he missed one and a father daughter duo gave him the ball, when he caught this one he gave them the ball to make up for it. Very cute, and the white dad looks like a biker to boot!

“Get a white girl, son. Trust me on this.”

Sure, now that Ruben Amaro is gone.

Obviously never spent much time in the Bradenton area, huh?? The Bradenton area is home to some of the most beautiful beaches in the WORLD and is close enough to Sarasota that there’s always a great place to eat/drink/etc. Also Longboat Key is one of the few remaining “hidden gems” along the FL coast due to its…

My wife has one of these on her car

Even as a progressive person, I find this sticker to be really embarrassing.

I convinced my wife to enter our reception to Mr. Perfect’s theme song. She would not let me spit out a piece of gum and slap it away while doing so.

“Snake in the bag” is also an apt descriptor for most of Jake Roberts’s adult life.

Meh - I’ve seen better.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

Lopez has 789 major league games to his credit, totalling only 514 IP.

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…

This is probably the only instance people would enjoy seeing a Colon in its Natural state.

The editing was okay, but I found it really distracting the way they would switch back-and-forth from slow-motion to regular speed during Colon’s run around the bases.

You, sir, are amazing. And you make my accomplishments feel like they are not, now.

My wife is super chill and let me handle the entrance music to the reception. We walked in to the shattering glass and music of none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin. My groomsmen and their bridesmaids walked into Real American, the…

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.