On the bright side, you can always tell the dudes who haven’t prepared for their fantasy draft when they start taking guys off the board like it’s still 2007.

As a Mets fan with a Yankees fan wife (thus I was forced to watch a lot of late-aughts-to-early-whatever-the-hell-we’re-calling-this-decade Yankees playoff games), I can co-sign on this.

Let’s give Peter Laviolette a boat load of love. The dude is one good coach, and he never gets the kind of credit he should.

I’m down with the moisturizer (I use Aveno Daily), but hair thickener? A complete waste.

Actually, I think that look was more like, “I can’t believe this piece of shit is this good at baseball, because fuck that guy.”

Truth. And as a Mets fan that saw nearly all of his at bats in his career prior to the 2016 season, let me assure you that Daniel Murphy is not Babe Ruth.

Hedman did a fantastic job on Tavares all series, but Nikita Kucherov is da real MVP. Tampa’s offense needed a jolt after sleep walking through much of the Detroit series, and without him scoring with 38.4 left in Game 3, this series could easily have been 4-1 the other way.

I’d love to see the names of the rest of his Brood.

Edge? I’m sorry, that’s awesome. Only Canadians have the balls to name their kid after the Rated R Superstar because he’s a fellow countryman.

Nah, man. Be cool.

The guys falling over the boards in concert is like a wonky animation you’d see in NHL 16. It’s amazing.

GARDENHOSER!

LOL You have gone round the bend, my friend.

I am a soon-to-be irritable dad, and my wife has a law degree! Do I still get to join the club?

Tom, Sorry you had to go through that, man. That’s a bunch of BS.

Stave off elimination? It was Game 6 with the Islanders leading the series 3-2.

No, sorry. That is not right. I assume you haven’t watched a lot of the NHL lately, because that’s not how it operates.

You can tell you’re not a dog owner, because people don’t simply walk their dogs so their dogs can shit. Dogs need exercise, and I think the email was talking about a dog walking along and simply having his paws on the dude’s grass. In which case, it makes the guy who yelled a total dick.