I want so badly for the Mets to win the World Series on a Yoenis Cespedes walk off home run, where he flips his bat so high, it doesn’t come down for 10 minutes. As he crosses the plate, he immediately jumps on one of his horses, which he has dressed up as a unicorn ahead of time in anticipation of this occasion. The…

As a Mets fan (this giving me a built-in reason to dislike Harper), I can’t help but give this quote a standing ovation. Not only would everyone adopting Bryce’s attitude make the game more entertaining, it would make it a heck of a lot safer.

Probably not completely inverted. The Mets will still have three of their four starters (deGrom, Syndergaard, Matz) under contract through 2021. I’d say they’ll be around for a while, health permitting ::fingers crossed::

As a PR guy, the way that statement is written highly offends me.

You need to update your Stone Cold. He’s into IPAs now, you sorry son of a bitch!

More like Meh-jia, amiright?

Yup, exactly.

So, for real, I used to drink about 3 liters of Diet Coke a day. I gave it up cold turkey four years ago, and woke up with legitimate withdrawal symptoms. I can barely look at the stuff anymore.

Mick Foley has also pledged his brain to post-mortum study.

Well done.

This!

I freakin’ love this guy.

This would be good if it was based in reality.

The “we” was meant to imply society (I’m male).

This isn’t anything against Lauren, because I get where she’s coming from, and I think there’s a certain merit to what she’s describing (albeit one that walks the thinnest of lines, and honestly, I’m not so sure most men can walk without getting themselves into trouble, myself included). I just want to throw this out…

In 2015, MLB generated $9.5 billion in revenue. The average MLB salary was $3.39 million.
In 2013, the NFL generated nearly the same in revenue: $9 billion. The average NFL salary that year was $1.9 million.

If I were Terrance Gore and I had six MLB plate appearances over a span of two years and a World Series ring to show for it, I’d be clinging to that, too.

That’s because the MLBPA is the one union strong enough to threaten, to nuke their sport unless they got what they wanted, then follow through on that threat. And still, owners pocket a tons more money in revenue than they pay out to their rosters.

I’m a Nets fan, and I approve this message.

The Knicks flat out killed any chance they had of winning with Anthony by trading for him.