Of all the theories, I want Snoke to be Plagueis or Jar Jar. The Reddit thread (which provided me with a great distract after my Mets lost the Series) really sold me on how awesome it would make the prequels in retrospect. And Plagueis would be a great connection to make throughout the entirity of the three trilogies.

This Jets fan says +1 to that.

“I have to pay how much? $890 million?!”

Exactly. There are only two ways it works:

As a Long Islander and a Nets fan, I want to give you the biggest of high fives right now.

FREAK OUT FREAK OUT YEAH! Alabama played a great football game, uhuh. But they couldn’t have predicted the GATORADE BATH NO! Nick Saban, don’t go down the lonesome highway NO! You can onside kick and mental telepathy YEAH!

::RARE ISLANDERS FAN AGREEING WITH RANGERS FAN ALERT::

“Donald Duck. An angry duck with a lisp. You know who’s a better angry duck with a lisp? DAFFY”

“What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine, too!”

Of all the garbage that Lucas has gone back and added to the OT, something like this in a special edition would actually be so good (I get that you can’t really do it, because it ruins Empire’s reveal). But man, this is just so awesome.

These ratings are worth....one quarter portion.