Not to be confused with the Saints’ defense where two safeties give up on every play.

I’ve gone by that rule, too. Partially because I was misinformed about Social Security for years, but still, I think it’s safe to plan for your own retirement outside of it, even with the benefits.

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

I feel like after watching this my phone will ring and I’ll have seven days left to live.

Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...

Prediction: In three years, there will be an three-hour special sometime in May on NFL Network revealing the officiating rosters for the new season. And we’ll be able to actually hear the bubble burst.

Those exciting at bats are exactly why we need to do away with the DH.

Comparing Marissa Meyer to Jesus Christ is in poor taste. I can guarantee you that. Hell, I’m an Episcopalian and I find this offensive—and just ... bizarre.