This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

More inspired by this dog.

Founder and CEO has to sit at a desk facing another desk?

Actually she’s meaning you failed in your studies, not your GF.

And remember, the Monica Lewinsky thing happened because Starr was tasked with pinning the Whitewater scandal on Bill Clinton and he couldn’t, so he went on a fishing expedition.

Bravo to KWTX!

Trump wants to win over Sanders supporters. His team has been working at that for a few weeks now. If anything, he’ll try to make it a lovefest. The question is whether Sanders will fall for it.

Or this is secretly a genius plan to get all the ridiculousness together in one place and cull the field.

So... um... is no one else thinking about what might happen in a large arena of Trump supporters and Bernie supporters?

I wouldn’t say Sanders is a “pro” at debating. He’s been pretty lackluster in his debates against HRC, and merely repeats the same talking points. And his attempts to go negative have fallen flat. I would personally like to see Elizabeth Warren debating Donald Trump.

Yeah I mean when a woman earns the most votes it doesn’t count remember?

maybe you missed the part where he doesn’t donate money to charity because he’s a fucking monster

Well, he is a self-proclaimed billionaire that won’t release his taxes to prove it.

Yes, let’s debate without the female front-runner and then ironically donate the proceeds to “women’s health issues or something.”

The phrase “women’s health issues or something” makes me want to kick him right in his shriveled dick or something.

WHAT THE FUCK 2: THE WTFENING

I thought it was fucked up when she crammed him in the washer. I was not prepared for how much worse it would get.

No one ever accused homophobes of critical thought, that’s for damn sure.

Or that the people on the three islands could cooperate on child production.

Somehow I doubt that "considering things" is part of the OPs skill set.