You mean Nick Foles? Superbowl MVP Nick Foles?

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these…

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It’s insane. “Fight” isn’t even the right word. “Altercation” is much more accurate. I guess people don’t live in the real world where they think a drunk person can berate another drunk person and expect nothing to happen.

I’m a white male, so take this for what it’s worth (probably not much)

Obviously you don’t know how to use them, let alone INTIMATELY FAMILIAR. There has not been a urinal in my 31 years, whether I was sober or drunk, that I couldn’t correct course as soon as splash back occurred.

You do know most if not all urinals have a design that prevents backsplash, right?  Never aim straight ahead, always at an angle.  Some even put a small symbol or etching where you are supposed to aim.

I worked at a gas station in high school and had bathroom cleanup duty a few shifts a week. The women’s restroom was by FAR the more disgusting to clean up, despite it being used far less. Something like a 10:1 ratio between the men’s room and the women’s room. I saw unspeakable horrible things in there. Things done…

But the term is “domestic violence”, not “domestic” “violence”. Words, like letters, often take different meanings when combined in specific ways.

Writing at the Daily Beast, Robert Silverman asserted that watching the Hunt video, “it’s impossible not to recall Ray Rice.” Sure, both involved video, and both involved a man hitting a woman. But the comparison, at best, only partially works, because Rice was filmed harming his then-fiancée, putting it in an…

Thielen: That’s bullcrap!

Counterpoint fuck the Steelers nobody cares if they don’t get calls

I know; how many times is the word “pursuing” going to be spelled wrong when there is even a quote where it’s spelled correctly?

It makes me laugh that the Bears and Packers have been to the same number of Super Bowls since Rodgers has been in the league. Of course, the fan and media narrative is that he is the GOAT and the fact he hasn’t won more than one championship is the fault of the coach/front office/team and not him in any way, shape or…

Also the fact someone can complain about tea being “bitter” when they say coffee is a superior drink...

Depends on the definition. This guy was using the definition of “you must believe in my god or burn in hell” variant.  We wish we could kill them when they show up at our front door, so everyone is understanding about this.  

I’m not sure how the Saints Eagles game is 4 throwgasms.  It’s going to be a slaughter.  The Eagles secondary is basically Malcom Jenkins and 5 kids from one of the big local high schools and Brees has been killing professional secondaries all season.

“ ... and I feel like Ward fucking Beaver.”