The Eagles have an outstanding defensive line, and they didn’t allow a point in the final two minutes at all last season—a trend that continued into last night.

Kozel in Czech is also slang for BEWBS so there's that.

But every beer in the Czech Republic is “cheap” for various economic reasons. I took a tour of the original Budweiser brewery in Ceske Budjovice (in the US it’s sold as Czechvar) and the tour guide was like “part of my salary is 3 cases of beer a month.”

Though it hard to find a low quality Czech beer. Of course a lot…

I’m not even sure it’s possible to get bad beer in the Czech Republic. I went to Prague several years ago with two friends and neither one of them were beer drinkers. One was (and remains) a whiskey snob, the other would drink wine or cocktails that don’t taste like alcohol (a Long Island was his go-to bar order at…

The Patriots were called for exactly one penalty in the Super Bowl, for a whopping 5 yards, yet people think the refs were on the Eagles’ side. Fucking hilarious.

“Tom Brady! BEREFT ON THE TURF!!!!”

Oh, a trivia game! I love trivia games.

i feel like you can’t read very well.

i literally said even numbered interstates go east/west, but good on you for lett me know it ends in the pacific north west, which is quite literally west.

In the middle of the horrific winter of 2015, my Dolphins fan brother-in-law drove 13 hours to visit us in Boston. I poured him a shot of whiskey shortly after he walked through the door. What could be better after more than half a day spent on I-90, right?

“Injuries happen when our bodies are unable to absorb or disperse the amount of force placed on them.”

There’s a lot of evidence that suggests substance abuse problems are created by the need for escapism, like say if one is homeless, getting high makes living under an overpass even slightly bearable. Combined with the fact that $20 won’t get you anything close to a back on track life, but it will get you high, and…

JP:

great, now I have *another* kink

I feel like, if this had happened in the late 90's/early 2000's, it would’ve made an excellent origin story for nü-metal. The truck explodes in a thunderous ball of flame, leaving behind a thick, noxious cloud of pungent grey musk, out of which swaggers the scattered members of Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park, followed…

“The closest Elway has come to finding a decent QB during his tenure was the diminished version of Peyton Manning, one of the greatest players of all time, who was so past his prime it looked like one sack could turn him into dust.”

> Peyton Manning, one of the greatest players of all time, who was so past his prime it looked like one sack could turn him into dust.

uh, his first season he threw an all-time record 55 TDs, the offense gained the most yards *ever* and made the SuperBowl. Short memory.

The closest Elway has come to finding a decent QB during his tenure was the diminished version of Peyton Manning, one of the greatest players of all time, who was so past his prime it looked like one sack could turn him into dust.

Somehow, my mom found a Jaguars hat for my next birthday. How she found that before the internet still amazes me. We live in Iowa.

They had a version of this when I was a kid, but you’d refill clips\magazines as the guns looked realish. At least until they covered them in neon paint jobs because of safety issues. A lesson that was forgotten somewhere along the line or ditched because it didn’t look cool\real enough.