I enjoy that this takedown is on a site where if I keep scrolling past this article, the next article that comes up is sponsored product placement that is made up to look exactly like all other posts on the site. A+

Wichita Falls Jigglypuffs win in a close shave over the Boseman Dorito Dust, but not as close as a shave as you’ll get with Gillette.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Deadspin links to breathless missives about E-sports teams living 5 to a farty house.

I have conspiracy theory, hear me out on this one. The NFL knows how terrible this guy is at his job, so having him on tv screw up every call will make the refs on the field seem much more competent.

A teal Suburban with barn doors is so 1993. I love it.

But only on Thursday.

The most bullshit aspect of this endless debate is that the people who whinge the most about those no-good left-lane hogs...

Thank you for specifying that it’s the largest sand desert :) Accuracy matters (more than ever these days...)

Ordering two beers isn’t just bush-league ordering, it’s bush-league literary reference. If you want to be a true sophisticate, order six pints of bitter, and casually inform the bartender that you need them quickly, as the world is about to end.

Eau de humanity

So long, and thanks for all the shit.

We got to watch some old clips from football back then — the ‘30s and ‘40s and the Rams’ walk through in 2002...

I’d be happier with the “dream” seasons if the show had been that way all along, or if the real world of the show started to creep back in and Archer eventually woke up (even if just for the finale). I can get invested to a certain extent in these alt-universe stories, but at the end of the day the versions of the…

Since Drew lives in Maryland, might I suggest duck pin bowling?

I feel like Drew’s concert answer was based on being the type of person who goes to 2 concerts a year, and they’re big name bands at huge amphitheaters or arenas, and tickets are $77 so of course you need to stay the whole time. But when I’m going to a $15 concert on a random Tuesday night to see a band that I…

But I was at the alley with my kids and the dude at the counter was like “You don’t have to rent shoes if you don’t want.”

How far can you drive from your driveway if blindfolded? Assume in this case there is no other traffic and red lights/stop signs don’t count.

THIS! Raisins are bullshit because they hide as chocolate in cookies, muffins and bagels. If I know it’s a raisin, it’s okay. But if it’s a surprise raisin?! I’ve legit thrown a whole bagel minus one bite in the trash. I’m a monster and I don’t care.

I love raisins, they’re sweet, they’re healthy, they stick together so I can eat an entire box in one bite, and you get to pretend like you’re mercy killing elderly grapes! In so many ways they are a perfect little snack, but if I take a bite out of what I think is a chocolate chip cookie and realize that it’s…

While slaughtering these animals is sad, this article does not seem to mention what a big problem stray dogs are in Russia. They are everywhere. My wife was born in Sochi was once cornered by a pack of stray dogs on her walk home from school. I’m sure she was acting like a nervous kid but she was attacked and still…