Pineapple is pizza topping gold only in the sense it’s roughly the same colour. It’s the Jeff Fisher of pizza toppings. Aside from tomato no pizza should be topped with fruit.

Pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity, as is Bengals football.

Let’s bang out the bullet points, Arnheim. No pun intended.

It’s true that if he was that ready to pull the trigger, he was either poorly trained, a poor candidate for law enforcement, or both.

That said, this particular instance could’ve been readily avoided had the limp-dicked shitweasel that predicates far too fucking much of their identity on a goddamned video game not…

Fuck Trump, but I’m also losing patience for my liberal brethern who engage in similarly witless, toothless insults directed at the right.

Once Belichick and Ernie Adams have him in a room, they will assume their true alien form and drain every piece of information out of Harrison’s brain that isn’t “just one more rep”

I’m still pessimistic about this team’s long term prospects. I’d guess that in 4 years they’re going to have Simmons, Fultz and Embiid on max contracts and exactly nobody else, which would basically make them the 2011-2017 Clippers.

You would think that Wilpon would have a better understanding of “unsustainable” economic models by now.

The 6-6 consolation bowls are mostly trash, sure, but I bet there’s plenty of seniors on those actually eligible Buffalo, Western Michigan, and UTSA teams who aren’t going to the NFL and would love one more game before their football careers are over.

I’m not sure what your guiding principle is here. The game this occurred in was broadcast, on national television, for millions of people, to the aim of everyone involved profiting off said game. The people who watched that game don’t have any right to know what the consequences of the game were on its human…

A professional writer makes the horde/hoard mistake.

I suppose this is what I get for clicking on an article about a burger at Wendy’s, but this entire piece was chock-full of terrible taeks.

I feel that way about 5 guys. We don’t have In-n-Out around here, but I’ve been there once and outside of the monster sauce on the fries, I wasn’t all that impressed.

Maintaining that In-n-Out is the pinnacle of fast food burgers should be immediate grounds for termination of your foodie card. There is no more over-hyped meal on the planet than In-n-Out, fast food or otherwise. The burgers are messy to the point of sogginess, ‘flavor’ is largely imparted by grotesque…

“Burgers are a trickier beast for chains to nail successfully. With very few exceptions (In-N-Out for fast food, Steak ‘n Shake and Fuddruckers for casual sit-down)“

For me, Fast Food is a pejorative because as it is now Fast Food relies on, and propagates, 3 enormous ills of American society

Barry Farms residents haven't seen shots this depressing since Kwame Brown left town.

And people give the fans in Philly grief just for booing Santa Claus.

Black and to the left.